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Longhornstampede

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  1. Holy shit Bryan Harman on that lie above his feet 🤮
  2. Why is the condensation that forma on freezer gel packs slimy? They're not leaking but whenever condensation forms on them it's slimy shit and you can rinse it off, but they get slimy again and again
  3. And if I EVER see some motherfucker in his gmc truck clapping his hands while the truck is passing me, he's getting a lane check
  4. Don't be a bitch. LOL Uncle Dan and his giant beard can fuck right off
  5. Glad to know I'm not the only one
  6. @ 38 seconds in... https://youtu.be/RHeAO1zRiPg
  7. 3:40 is special https://youtu.be/zPYxECZT5yA
  8. Be iconic.... Yes please jump around like some spastic jackass in stupid colored suits and dresses
  9. https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1667928753924628480?t=yG88nZIEMLqUJ4_b_vCKjw&s=19
  10. If any of those civilizations were anything like ours, they've already destroyed themselves.
  11. All that pounding of her body landing on water like that. You couldn't fuck her hard enough.
  12. There's stupid.... And then there's this... https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1667597999504265217?t=4NGuITlqkrGYPk_fgyTtQg&s=09
  13. Riding across Lake Tawakoni on my friend's bass boat at sunrise fixing to hook into a shit load of sandbass
  14. https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1667305403183427587?t=F20sj6ezwwq3V5knyQqkag&s=19
  15. https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1666799094726049792?t=OULz0ZRapm9it2EgutEx6g&s=19
  16. Welp... That was that... https://twitter.com/GrahamAllen_1/status/1666493477096419328?t=SWMA1qNT1uxQIscv7FD2QA&s=19
  17. This is 7am at every QT in DFW when the concrete crews are getting their Monsters for the morning and half of them are in line for the 2 shitters
  18. And making the cut will take on a whole new meaning....
  19. Don't forget mass beheadings on the driving range!
  20. And just wait - Monohan nixing the Raytheon sponsorship deal will be nothing compared to when they begin completely dictating everything from TV deals to torunament sponsors, to individual player endorsements. Hell we might even see the end of Augusta's complete control of the Masters.
  21. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  22. https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1664860343993024512?t=WwZZ6CLl_zXul9qSPtFx4Q&s=19
  23. Sweep the stump...
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