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Longhornstampede

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  1. Tres cosas hay en la vida. Salud, ahorro y amor ...
  2. I got to watch that Friday night whooping ass on Los Angeles
  3. I'd throw Don Bergeron in this pile too. I watched him play at North Mesquite since my son was also in high school at the same time. When I heard he has signed with Texas I was pumped to see what he would do on the field for the Horns which he did for for a while. Ended up in playing in Commerce after getting kicked off the team.
  4. I walked into a restroom with 2 urinals. A guy is already at one so am at the other one next to him. His kid about 5 or 6 years old is standing directly behind me completely oblivious to his proximity and in the line of fire to my butt trumpet. I rip ass just as I'm finishing up. I snap my head around towards the kid as I pretend to be startled by the sound. Dad immediately lays into the kid en eapañol. I am in danger of busting out laughing so I just hightail it out of there as fast as I can as I'm zipping up. I almost felt bad for junior....almost AITA?
  5. So he is Surly Royalty?.....
  6. Find you a big fat corn fed Midwestern woman to keep you warm at night. Just make sure she's been properly dipped and wormed.
  7. I'm with anyone who mentioned Terry Kath..
  8. Is a thread derailment in post number 2 a personal best? A surly record at the same time?
  9. Yeah that dudes good. Love his sound
  10. This looks like what is left over after the farrier gets done cutting and trimming a diseased hoof.
  11. Huntertones... I posted a cover on the covers thread. Great sound and some really tight playing. This is what happens when you let your trombone player become a human beatbox and your trumpet player picks up a sousaphone 🤣🤣
  12. Been listening to this Huntertones for a while (I'll put some in the jazz thread). But this cover of a song that the original annoyed me is solid.
  13. That plate needs an Adderall
  14. Your avatar is perfectly placed above the name!
  15. Damn there is so much gold in the OPs article, but the one that kind of cracked me up were the words "filled the Baltimore Basilica" My god is there any chance that might become a Surlyism? "Get ready honey, I'm gonna come in there and fill the Baltimore Basilica tonight!"
  16. The one where the girl mentions that she has 18 UTIs last year. Damn bitch, clean that cockwallet every now and then
  17. Improving the gene pool one eagles fan at a time
  18. You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take...
  19. So sorry for your loss Brisket... It's gut wrenching. I know from experience. There isn't a single thing I can say to make you feel better right now. If I did I'd bottle it and become a millionaire. With time you will grieve and begin to heal. It will never completely go away. It's been almost 40 years for me and I still have moments. It's called love and never letting their memory go.
  20. Well duh! Don't they know the air thinner and things carry farther?
  21. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/15hNUDDfMo/
  22. That Elon launched a convertible car with a mannequin wearing an astronaut suit into an orbit between Earth and mars. WTF!?
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