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Longhornstampede

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  1. All the shade was provided by an anemic mesquite tree
  2. Are these fuckers getting paid by the hour? How many commercial breaks can they fit into a half of football!?
  3. This one never gets old.... https://youtu.be/yZX9Rv_2_C0?si=gwAT0vQGQZNcDcYJ
  4. This one too
  5. Brings me to tears every time...
  6. The Modelo recruiter ads are about as stupid as anything any beer company has ever put out. "Hey, let's dress some guy up like a Mexican narco cartel mook and have him spot people. This will really bring in the sales." Not to mention it's fucking lame.
  7. Aborted fetus pizza?
  8. How's about a little Snarky Puppy? Great band based out of Denton. Of course! https://youtu.be/L_XJ_s5IsQc?si=ceo30gEpSNmSgRug
  9. There hasn't been anyone more influential that Quincy in the music industry in the last 60+ years. I would put Herb Alpert and Jerry Moss at a solid 2nd place. RIP Quincy.... I know it's already been said but that man stood head and shoulders as a giant above the rest.
  10. Yeah I caught the chord changes too after listening to it the second time. But he made it work
  11. So many originals... so I started with a cover
  12. Post your favorite covers or originals here
  13. I'd take that 10mm socket from the tire tread and get her out of that in a hurry
  14. Now Aggy knows how the sheep feel
  15. Whoooooop!🤣
  16. Not true from 94 to 96. There were about 40k Cubans housed in tent cities at Gtmo. They had been brought from Howard AFB after setting fire to their tent cities in Panama.
  17. Sheeeeeeit... I fucked around with a few in my teens. I'm no idoit. I defiled (or was defiled by) the daughters of several of the leaders of Baptist churches in my hometown. The PK thing is just a joke. I think you need a calibration
  18. He wishes he were Dan
  19. That huge pussy that "truly genuinely loves Amy" doesn't realize that in less than a year she will still be wearing that same Helzberg ring as she cucks him with 3 huge dicks making her airtight while he watches, fully dressed, from a chair in the corner of the room in a pornhub video
  20. Take it to CR ... oh wait wrong apprentice actors
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