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Longhornstampede

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  1. He better be getting ATM from his hot wife after this win
  2. Can they please shut the absolute fuck up about Raiola now, please?
  3. Hey @Rex Kramerand @Jive Turkey just get it over with and fuck.... Let's back to Ticket talk
  4. This. I love using a bolt action rifle. It's like the satisfaction of driving a car with a manual transmission.
  5. How's that thing getting stuck. There has to have been plenty of grease available. Yeah I'm Messican so save the fuck yous
  6. Bond, Isaiah Bond...
  7. If I were him I'd take a rub down from the hot mom in the Dr Pepper commercial too
  8. Still playing down to the level of inferior opponents after all these years
  9. So I'm supposed to feel sorry for some fucking kid and have empathy for his parents because he is telling them he has a science project due the very next day and he's just telling them about it? Welcome to a problem as old as time itself shitheads. Walk your ass to the wifi hotspot or get dropped off so I can go home and fix supper for your procrastinating ass.
  10. Holy shit Cats. Eat em up!
  11. Done went pooper too if I heard the first few seconds of the audio correctly ( ! )
  12. Like a couple of zoo monkeys slinging poop at each other. First one to lick their finger loses!
  13. Oy vey! It's not an airframe anymore
  14. Perfect Surliness! RIP to one of the greatest
  15. Jerrah is at no risk from himself....
  16. Good lord Maria Taylor is fucking hot 🔥
  17. Or biting said pillow?
  18. Hang the banner and put the trophy on the shelf!
  19. What was the delay in the 3rd quarter during the North Texas game? Did one of the windmills die and they lost lights in the stadium? !
  20. Oh yeah sure. Sark really owes you, some internet dumbfuck, anything like an explanation. Go back to playing with your mutant ninja turtles toys, son.
  21. Are you 14 years old? I'll bet you're 14. Yeah you're 14 and dumb.
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