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Longhornstampede

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  1. I'd stuff her ballot box
  2. Mayor of DeRuder
  3. It just guarantees you don't get stuck with an ugly one
  4. They now have a male FUPA singing and dancing the Jiardiance jingle
  5. You should.....that way you don't NowThis yourself
  6. Cleared your browser history and cache?
  7. I'd volunteer to be her bidet
  8. And make sure you shower with adults only from now on. I keed I keed!
  9. Seriously, I never see anyone there. There are at least 3 within a couple miles of my house. It's seems the specialization they market could be had at any Academy or Dicks Sporting goods. Is it quality vs quantity? Big discounts for teams and leagues? Someone educate me on this please.
  10. Sounds like a Quinlan, Tx success story....
  11. You must have missed the black racist in the cowboy hat jumping around in the crowd too
  12. Tinfoil is more scarce than was toilet paper in 2020....
  13. Strange fetish....are you going to wait til the body is cold?
  14. Had a bad episode health-wise last Thursday that kept me in the hospital over the weekend. No more drunk thread for me. Jumped straight over onto the wagon. Adios my drinking friends. May your health remain well and enjoy them for me.
  15. Maybe he just saved the world from a.serial killer
  16. Brokelahoma
  17. You will be there someday....if you make it that long
  18. Boo hoo! STFU Donny
  19. Moron..I didn't even notice I was quoting your post. You're so insignificant I dont even realize it's you. So why you don't you just shut the fuck up
  20. Hannah is fucking perfect. Even my wife likes looking at her
  21. Beat those fucking idiots within an inch of their lives
  22. The whole time the movie was on the other night I would look over at my wife and whisper "you're a cocksucker"....she had quite a buzz going and couldn't stop laughing.. she eventually whispered back "you're not wrong"
  23. Almost brings tears to your eyes https://youtu.be/qCdDpjZPREU?si=EbFCFkXrSpRCxZnZ
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