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Longhornstampede

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  1. The whole time the movie was on the other night I would look over at my wife and whisper "you're a cocksucker"....she had quite a buzz going and couldn't stop laughing.. she eventually whispered back "you're not wrong"
  2. Almost brings tears to your eyes https://youtu.be/qCdDpjZPREU?si=EbFCFkXrSpRCxZnZ
  3. The laugh as Costner is crouching down after delivering this line is what makes it gold. In all the times I've watched this I had never caught that
  4. This reminds me of a former coworker who threw HERSELF a 30th birthday party and charged all her guests $45 per person to attend. The week before the party she talked about how much money she spent on liquor and catering. On the Friday before the party she showed up with a new weave, makeup and nails that could have been used to eviscerate a grizzly bear. The next Monday she showed up at work angry about how many people cancelled showing up. Later that same week her car got repoed from the parking lot at work. I guess she needed the money.
  5. That pussy and huge rack must not have been so great after all....
  6. My guess for her portion of the talent contest was oral. Nobody sucks dick like a fat chick
  7. Mussel Folds Tuscahugeass BirmingHAMhocks
  8. Will she have to buy 3 tickets to fly to the next level competition?
  9. With that kind of action I would just give them all 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1
  10. She still has all her teeth
  11. @Brisketexan has probably been holding out on pics of this tighter than the guv keeping wraps on UAPs all these years
  12. Soooo...it's Rumspringa European style! Dammit I should have known taking that trip in high school that routed us through Switzerland should have been through Sweden. (Not that I didn't engage in debauchery in other parts of Europe as a 17 year old, but damn!)
  13. And BTW how did YOU know about this?
  14. I encourage the continuation of this tradition
  15. Next level snowballing .. https://x.com/No2ofTheBLB/status/1798255543020359830?t=RfZogWdjGhIZNZN_x2Fr_Q&s=19
  16. Keeping up the bike talk...
  17. This right here is the Balch Springs crackhead special nowadays. On any given day you can see one of them pedaling with that crackhead energy hauling any scrap metal to the yard on Lake June to get money for their next bump.
  18. Went longer with weaves apparently. NTTIATHWWITH
  19. Or he would have received the same in responses in return
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