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Patrick Bateman

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  1. As they should be..... It's the worst hire of the cycle and one of the worst hires in last 5 years. Literally settling on a guy because he's cheap and no one else wanted..... in a decade. He was lucky to have an OC job. Most likely. I expect he'll be the TE coach (where he should start) or some special assistant on offense. The Jones boys have ruined an American institution and simply want to be an ATM for them. It's tragic. They didn't even try for anyone serious.... probably because their pride couldn't take the rejection and Stephen doesn't think coaching matters that much in the NFL. Except they're playing Risk. Dallas has the dumbest front office in sports right now when it comes to organizational achievement. Congrats!
  2. Probably a bit overkill, but folks are chirping about this...... If they decide to extend Osa and Parsons then this will get pretty even, just the way the contracts match up now with Tank coming off the books and CeeDee and Dak going on it. Stuff like this ebbs and flows generally. No... we can't. If true, then says something about the man..... Fuck that. Detroit's defense being injured to hell is helping the Commanders a ton. And the fact that Detroit is getting Gared Joff tonight. Here's a reason why I don't think Deion and Jerrah could work together..... they have huge differences in approach. Jerrahs' new cheapness is more Stephen driven but this isn't going away.
  3. I mean..... are we surprised? Are we mad at him? If you ever saw his last show, this is the least surprising news ever...... She just set female sports analysis back a decade.
  4. Extremely large individual. Former 5 star and guy who reportedly was starting to put it together last season. If he can take it up a level, you have a real impact player. If he only progresses half a level, then you have a rotational surface eater who can play 35 snaps a game.
  5. Waiting almost 70 picks in the middle of the draft is going to rough as shit...... Wait, the GM doesn't know the contractual situation of his quarterbacks? Are the fucking GM or not, Jerrah, you feckless piece of shit. Look at this asshole right here..... Full of excuses but wants others to pay the freight for all of his fucking failures..... People really need to stop going to these games. Only way to get inside the head of this level of unaccountability. Hurt the profitability of the product.
  6. Tampa win really hurt, but then again they haven't beat a team with a winning record so they're not very good either. First Commanders win too, but seems obvious we match up with them pretty well. Parsons was a terror the last half of the season on a bad team.
  7. I think we have to root for the Colts and Atlanta......
  8. Very much agreed. They showed some heart, some guys got good experience, Parsons got his 2 sacks and not any huge injuries..... This was a good loss.
  9. Mariota, baby!!!! And to boot, Bland got destroyed by McLaurin (who Diggs owns BTW) along the way thereby moving his market down a little and showing folks that Bland is a #2 or #3, not a #1.
  10. Tough play...... but Cooks has to get his feet down. That's why he's payed million of dollars.
  11. LOL!!!! The disrespect we're showing Washington, who needs this game. We're rolling out Deuce Vaughn in front of them and saying..... this is what we think of you!!!! Lance hasn't looked terrible. The 4th down GL play was terrible but beyond that, yea he's had some misses but he's really not disgusting or anything. He seems to throw to guys in places better than on the move, but that's pretty normal. We gotta hope the Commanders get their asses in gear and wins this in the 4th.
  12. Trey Lance unlocking the Mingo effect!!!! Re-sign him!!!!
  13. I agree because if he played well enough, he possibly could have been signed to a contract which would have fetched Dallas a compensatory pick. But now it's interesting..... both Cooper and Trey are UFA's. Cooper has played well enough to possibly be one of the highest. paid backup QBs. I don't think Dallas wants to allocate that amount of money to Cooper. We could end up in a situation where Trey is brought back as the backup and Cooper is signed elsewhere to be a backup for a rookie QB or injury riddled QB. Not the probable course of action, but a possible one.
  14. Ha. Hey, sometimes I wish we had someone on our squad with this attribute..... Reminds me sort of Joe Morris. Or who was that little fucker, muscle hamster. Maybe like a Doug Martin?
  15. I wouldn't be surprised if he runs pretty meh and the whole putting his helmet as far down to the ground as he can will need to be coached out of him..... I'm sort of with you. 4th would be someone reaching on his college production because I don't think he'll test exceptionally. 5-6th round would have been my guess and some of that is because we're in an exceptionally deep RB class, but I think he could be a weapon as a RB2 in a committee because he does a lot of things well. Swiss army knife type of guy. We're going to get a look at what a 2nd day RB looks like next game in Henderson and possibly Judkins. I think we see both go before any RB we've played against this year, so they may have the most professional potential we see this year.
  16. You're speaking about professional potential. The question wasn't name 20 more guys with more potential talent or better at the next level. It was 20 guys better, as in currently, at this level. He was 5th in the Heisman voting for a reason. I agree he's not going in the first round with the current valuation of RBs and the absurd depth the position will have in the 2025 draft; he probably doesn't go in the top 3 rounds. However, the guy played exceptionally hard and well vs a defense set up to stop him and only got better as the game went on. He may be roided up dwarf or he may not be set up for professional success, but he was awfully good yesterday and has the bowl MVP trophy to bolster this claim. Yes, he was a whiny fuck, but doesn't diminish the effort.
  17. Name them.
  18. Absolutely. Desert wolverine was a beast..... Leavitt.... Fuck that guy. He's athletic as fuck but he's not a disciplined passer. In 2 years, that kid will be a problem though. He wasn't the best QB on the field though.
  19. Yep.... it was a fake WR screen and then out to the dead zone area, not only read it but then the ball skills to go up and take it away from the WR is what was special. That's what gets you paid on Sundays.
  20. Despite Sark and company doing everything they could to give this one away...... team bowed up at the end and snuck out a win! Ewers final 2 passes were nails and exactly the type of throws he excels at. Good on him! Fuck Bert Auburn. Let's enjoy this one.
  21. Wisner has low key sucked this game..... Doesn't look healthy.....
  22. I get it, but you gotta get one stop in the 4th and OT...... I guess they got one but the execution issues in the secondary is a damn problem. They wanted it more..... and now it looks like they're going to take it.
  23. Yep...... We could have gotten it even closer or scored a TD and we played for the Auburn FG. Sark just doesn't have a good feel for in game coaching. He's too aggressive sometimes and not aggressive enough other times.
  24. He sucked last year too. he just kicked a bunch of 32 yarders that HS guys can make and made everyone think he was good. He's always been iffy from outside of 40 and responded poorly to pressure. Fuck him and fuck Sark for not improving the position.
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