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SydneyCarton

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  1. I'll take this opportunity to answer the question posed in the thread title: Baylor is full of people who support state-sponsored rape. They all suck and enough bad things can't happen to them.
  2. 61 year old multi-millionaire successful NFL head coach, who brought a national title back to his alma mater and will die a legend in Ann Arbor, won't be able to come back to college football, and neither will his gopher who no one was looking to hire anyway and is currently a HS OC.
  3. /wet fart
  4. I blame the Texans for not drafting Vince. I blame Jeff Fisher for ruining his nfl career. I blame VY for his personal life choices. Life contains nuance.
  5. Malakai Lee, come on down.
  6. Counterpoint: you display notoriously poor judgement on which hills you’ll die on.
  7. Common sense. You demand some mathematical criteria for who is and who is not a blue blood, as if you'll only accept the results based on some fucking algorithm. You're falsely framing the argument from the outset, and it's horseshit. What's the criteria? It's fucking common sense and a general knowledge of the sport. Texas, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Alabama, Oklahoma, Nebraska, USC, Michigan. If Nebraska disappears for another fucking 15 years, maybe they fall the way of the dodo like Minnesota. Honestly, that'll probably happen. Georgia wins at the rate they're winning, maybe in 15 more years they can take that spot. There's a reason Miami isn't on that list, a 10 year elite level run of elite-ness and 20 damn good years, and five national titles didn't get it done, but people here stanning Georgia. Georgia has had a great decade. Hell, LSU has a pretty good run for 20 years, they're not on the list either. Most of us recognize a blowjob when we see and feel it, but you'd sit around arguing if it qualifies as one because of the ratio of mouth versus hand technique before zipping up your pants in frustration and scratching your head as you pondered what you were actually receiving.
  8. I'm going go guess Newfoundland.
  9. All you really need to understand is the DE aspect of it, man. It's fast people to bum rush the passer and DBs/LBs. What is behind the main rushers is dependent on the opponent, matchup, and down and distance.
  10. Texas is a minority school that is begging for a 9 team SEC schedule. Most of the rest of the conference doesn't want it, because they're pussies. We want a 9 team SEC schedule, 3 Rivalries, AND to keep playing marquee non-conference games. They're all lying pussies.
  11. Thank you. Edited 1 Billion at 5%, which has been said is well below S&P returns, will get you 50 million.
  12. GA is not a fucking blue blood. They're a state flagship school. There's a difference. They've been generally run of the bill save the the last 10 years. Stop it.
  13. Texas has more than several billionaire alums who refuse to help our NIL program. I don't think this is a factor for why they're fucked up, or at least not in the top 5. Maybe top 10. USC has fucking spent on NIL. There's been a ton of articles elsewhere about how fucked up USC is athletically and academically. Like hundreds and hundreds of million dollars in debt fucked up.
  14. This is nice. In the early conversations about NIL, accompanied by a man who stirs queso into salsa with his finger, we discussed the concept of fundraising enough money for Texas NIL that, at some point, would be large enough to pay the yearly NIL requirements for the team without touching, and in fact growing the principal. I'm not sure we understood how fast NIL would get this large, but it's a a nice pie in the sky idea. Of course, you're talking about probably a Billion dollars in the fund now to do that. If 100 million is left over from that guy, that's a nice start for Kansas.
  15. No shit, myself and most of my buddies from HS all received acceptance letters from Texas Tech...without applying. We just all got mailed documents congratulating us, they we were accepted, and information on how to continue enrollment.
  16. "I couldn't have indoctrinated my son any better. I can't imagine why he went to Alabama, it must have been these new Yell Leaders" says man with zero personal reflection. He also doesn't have any experience with cheering for a winner, so of course the 'Bama decision was baffling. The kid must get that from his mother.
  17. I'm guessing it didn't cost this much back in the day, but that's just a guess.
  18. I watched this game, and cheered for VY. I can absolutely tell you that I would have jumped into being a Texans fan wholeheartedly if they'd taken VY. The fact that they did not is 100% the reason that I don't give a fuck about the Texans and have eschewed the NFL. Outside of a small window in Austin for college, I've lived in Houston my entire life. They can all get fucked. I'll cheer for the Texans in the sense that I want good things to happen to Houston, but I've turned down plenty of free tickets to go watch them play on Sunday. No interest. I'll reconsider if it's a suite. That's it.
  19. C'mon man, you give it away when one picture has hills/mountains, trees, and rivers all in the shot.
  20. It doesn't look to me like Elko hates anything remotely edible. It looks like the only thing they did different was take those pictures at a different time of day.
  21. Didn't one of the other guys on the bus yell "he stuck the landing!" for the one that landed upright?
  22. Also appealing to RB these days is not being a sole featured back. The NFL views RB as the most replaceable position out there, and it typically has the shortest lifespan in the league. RBs have taken a longer view of working to preserve their bodies in college more than even just 5-8 years ago.
  23. Now we need to talk about YOUR childhood around the age of 10. Are you Wednesday Addams?
  24. To be fair, I said Snow White/Magic Kingdown party. For all we know it's Avengers or Star Wars and CloseToJaggering and his Disney nostalgia chose to buck the trend and go with Grumpy.
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