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SydneyCarton

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  1. Lol. Someone posted those links last week and they were selling them for 500 a pop. I think some guy bought one, and is now trying to sell it for a huge markup.
  2. Man, I really thought it was 15. Looks like I was conflating some data, per wikipedia:
  3. I'm saddened that Amanda Atwell has anything to do with Liucci. I hope she just phones in her segments and doesn't sit in a studio with the guy.
  4. I fucking wish people would stop trying to Texags or SEC Rant this place up by using weird misspellings instead of just saying fucking profanity. That's twice on this page alone. Jesus isn't going to send you to hell for cursing, you losers. If you jerkoffs weren't going to be scared off masturbating with the threat of hell why the fuck are you scared of saying "fuck" and "shit?"
  5. Sumlin got way more than 10 million. And I'm not sure if it was offset language or lack thereof. It might have just been the fact that the contract had the total buyout due 60 days after termination. So Sumlin got one big check and then got to do whatever the fuck he wanted. Which was bleed Arizona. Also, I was curious. Sumlin is now the OC/TE coach at Maryland.
  6. I can see a world where Venables goes and throws a bitch fit in Nagy's office about not getting him elite talent and Nagy deciding to dive back into this recruitment. I think at this point I'm cheering for OU to spend a fuck ton of money to get the tweener.
  7. It’s hard not to when certain posters pull their pants down and wave their gash over and over again.
  8. Shoe string tackles? Wingo? The guy was a beast to bring down all season. Do you even watch the fucking games? Between his action last year and the practice reports, what possible reason do you have to think Wingo isn’t going to have an awesome year? im rewatching the Clemson game in spurts today and Wingo broke 2 tackles at a loss on and end around and hoss’d a first down from a 4-5 yard loss.
  9. Do you even have testicles?
  10. I can appreciate Bolden while still recognizing that that psycho made every punt return an exercise in blood pressure control.
  11. I’m not sure that’s true, because if i remember correctly, Sumlins entire buyout was due in one lump sum 60 days after termination. I think that was 35 million.
  12. I don’t need an outpost. I don’t need a safe haven. I don’t need friendly people shaking my hand. Everyone can go fuck themselves. I’ll rent a car so I don’t get Fayettenamme’d. I’ll enjoy everything Knoxville has to offer, which is a lot, under the hateful stares of the local peasantry.
  13. I don't even think Arch needs to make that many plays with his legs. Assuming he isn't a nervous, happy footed self-sacking machine I think being able to hit the deep ball will force teams to lighten the box and running will be just fine.
  14. Paul Hogan was 31 when that movie was filmed.
  15. I mean, he doesn't have a paid gig YET. Lets not forget 247 just hired some aTm kid who got his start posting shit in twitter when he was like 16. For god's sake, @texifornia got a full time job on what started as side-posting on the internet under the non-de-plume Hayes Fawcett. The correct answer is "who's counting?"
  16. Lol. I've got some friends who have had various older family members visit a Hedonism site, and the stories they get are that it's basically like The Villages in Florida, but slightly younger. Just a bunch of 50-65 year old ugly people looking to get their rocks off with strangers. It's basically like a cruise ship on dry land. Now that I think about it, it might be the final, inevitable stop in the evolution of Disney Adults.
  17. THeir backup is Miss St JAG Micael Van Buren, or converted Safety Ju'Juan Johnson. Johnson, from what I can tell, was a 5'11 HS QB, who they converted to S, and then to RB, and now is a backup QB. I like where this is headed.
  18. I wouldn't hold my breath for that.
  19. That's what the standard Australian 17 year old male looks like. That's what happens when your youth is predominantly spent in some combination of drinking/boxing kangaroos/surfing/drinking/dingo wrasslin'. Honesty, this guy looks pretty fucking young for 24 by Australian standards. Fortunately for us the women age much better.
  20. Ha. Probably true. The only defense I have is that our group of about 8-10 rec sports folks where there 2-3 times a week. Hoo. Did the 2 martini challenge twice, once for a buddy's b-day. Glad we had a DD.
  21. You're moving the goalposts too. There's a fuck ton to DO, but it's hard to match it up compared to a Boston or New York or Chicago to warrant a VISIT over other places. There's plenty of shit TO DO. And that works for Locals. Less so for people to visit to have to drive 30 minutes everywhere to see the Next Thing. Being an attractive Tourist Destination isn't the same thing as THINGS TO DO. Austin has great food, but I'm not sure they're going to be able to take the crown from Houston as long as our Vietnamese and Indian continue to really be huge and vibrant on the food front. But that's just IMO.
  22. Ha. I have friends all over Houston, and family in the Woodlands, and I'm glad my wife and I are on the same page; we don't need square footage nearly as much as we need a 20 minute or less commute to our jobs every day. I just don't know how the hell people do it. I'm going to push as subtly as I can for my kid to go to college out of state.
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