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SydneyCarton

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  1. You’re going to summon Carl.
  2. Just say “Matt Campbell.” It’s redundant.
  3. Swallowing with gusto doesn’t really qualify as the “seed business.” /riimshot Because he’s a pussy.
  4. No shit, thank you for your service man.
  5. Yeah. It’s no Sark toss to the left on the goal line in a game with massive consequences.
  6. What do you grow? Not to completely derail or distract you from your game.
  7. lol. The ISU qb literally cringed a second before he got crushed.
  8. I think you understand it just fine.
  9. If they lose to Texas, it can’t be “the year.” By definition. This is fucking amazing. First, I’ve never heard of KFordRankings. Second…holy shit. The whole premise is a&m is more watchable than Texas because we’re going to blow out our opponents more often. Ho. Lee. Shit.
  10. I fucking Hate it. I like kstste big-ish.
  11. That’s the plan, and I predict you and I and a lot of others will end up frustrated more than a few times the extent to which that plan is employed.
  12. My wife says size is overrated, sir.
  13. Good thing it’s Ian Boyd. That guy thinks babies are still brought to you by a stork. And he has kids. Helobious has a better track record. Helobious.
  14. Damn, I was hoping to irritate you. Mortadella isn’t, though, if you’re going to be a food snob. Also, if you’ve never had homemade bologna you’re missing out my good sir. Just….why, dude? Why do it to yourself? Did you get bored dropping books into your testicles or something?
  15. Try bologna with mayo AND mustard. Blow your mind, man.
  16. Not that CTJ needs anyone to defend him, he usually gets irritated when people do, but it’s hard not to point out that you keep saying he’s wrong, and you keep referencing OTF morons dunking on him…but OTF idiots went after him when he said Goosby’s injury was a problem. 2 weeks ago. Before anyone announced goosby had sustained an injury. Because the team was repping Neto at OT. Part of your entire premise to mock him was on something he was correct about and beat everyone else to the punch. I mean, that’s a fact.
  17. Please. I'm fucking hilarious and my jokes are tremendous.
  18. I told you people that you'd get Connor Stroh at OT and like it.
  19. Ah, the mellowing of age. We've come a long way from publicly humiliating other tables of Texas fans at BW3 for cheering for OU against Texas Tech to the point they left their table or the entire restaurant in...what was that, like 2008?
  20. I mean, I'd rather take up snake charming than be forced into prolonged conversation with many football board posters, so this tracks.
  21. That's...not really how brains work, particularly not mine. I don't have hundreds of his comments in my head. But I've got enough of a learned sense over time that when I see one of his comments, I go "OH fucking shit, this moron's done it again." It's a learned familiarity. Kind of the same way human beings have evolved to instinctively know to jump back from snakes. It doesn't mean I know how many snakes I've seen.
  22. Once you admit that there's other factors being taking into consideration than what Delenger outlines, your whole premise goes out the window. I didn't say ignore geography. I just said it would be last on the list.
  23. Most other posters have covered the broad strokes, but by all means, please tell us how Texas was responsible for every conference it ever being in disappearing. We'll wait. Please bring receipts. The way you phrase this also means that these schools have an equal or greater resume of teams that kill conferences: COLORADO(Big 8, Big 12, Pac-12) Baylor Texas A&M Oklahoma I mean I can keep going, but I guess we can just ask why Colorado keeps killing all the conferences it joins?
  24. I don't think the SEC brass are going to blatantly tell Ross Delenger "Money and Ratings trump everything." Do you?
  25. You sound like the same idiots that were screaming about the sanctity of the regular season when it came to the the disappearance of the old bowl system. That era was over the second the BCS implemented a championship game of any kind. It was doomed once the sport decided they would attempt to declare a definitive national championship every season. You just didn't realize it. That's on you. Players already sit for various reasons during a season for depth. But do you know what actually KEEPS players from just shutting down halfway and declaring for the NFL draft more than anything else these days? You guessed it, the fucking promise of the playoffs and a national championship. Guess what more teams getting in means? Additionally, the importance of the regular season doesn't blow my skirt up when people would go back to scheduling FCS teams as often as possible to stay undefeated, and play their 3rd string. You're cool with that, but you take exception with players might sit more often to stay healthy? Right. I don't think geography will be #1. It would be #3 on your list, and honestly, I'm not sure that it wouldn't be behind Ratings, which isn't even accounted for by you.
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