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SydneyCarton

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  1. Ok, this is definitely a bit.
  2. They've given to NIL as well.
  3. I see others laughing, but just to be clear, this is a joke I'm just not getting, right?
  4. Oh yes. DUE TO FDIC REPORTING!! Nothing like claiming credit for something in no way attributable to them just becuase they shout it. It's like a dipshit longhorn taking credit for Quinn Ewers's decision to go pro becuase they said he sucked on twitter.
  5. Yes. Such devestating scandals that when I googled FDIC scandals not a single news link popped up in response. I had to click over to the news tab and see that there was some sexual harrasment. But I'm sure you'll be thrilled that a crackpot senator from wyoming, who is pro cypto and bitoin, is going to get to the bottom Operation Chokepoint 2.0 with Tim Scott!!! L oh fucking L.
  6. I feel like a twitter handle called FDIC EXPOSED is a really great source to get unbiased information about the FDIC. Ditto a youtube channel called Crypto Law.
  7. Man, my favorite post in that new traunch is for sure the "Arch had a chance to take the starting role, and didnt, so he sucks." Nevermind the one guy who correctly pointed out where he'd rank nationally if he played a couple more games at the same level. But they can't even point to Manning's stats for 2024 and say "See, he sucks." Because his stats are fucking good. If Manning played the entire year at the same clip as the 3 games he started, including the playoffs, he'd have over 4800 passing yards, 48 passing TDs, and 11 picks. Oh, and throw in another 16 rushing TDs and 500 rushing yards. What a catastrophe. Yes, that's a huge oversimplification, and yes those #s are a swag that aren't entirely accurate, but that's the ballpark if he started 16 games based on the 3 he did start.
  8. To be fair, he's a very In Your Face version of Basil.
  9. That can't be. I've recently been made aware that it was a random false start from Cam Williams.
  10. Ironcically, if there were one poster I had to bet on for having poessions of child porn, it would be that guy.
  11. Allow me to put it more succinctly: His net worth is more than 6x Phil Knight.
  12. "NO NO, we shouldn't emulate Texas just becuase they made the playoffs in back to back seasons, WE'RE EMULATING OHIO STATE AND NOTRE DAME. NOT TEXAS!!!!!!!!!" Totally normal behavior and doesn't scream micro-peen.
  13. I’d like this to be proof, as well as a lesson to you. And everyone, really. Nothing I say should EVER be considered hyperbole. I exaggerate nothing, and I tell only the truth. in related news, Cam Williams being the most hateable longhorn of all time is the worst internet take since “think of all the good Hitler did” Ketchum tried to float back in 2004.
  14. I appreciate the data, but you also just could have said that @6th Street is a bleeding axe wound so gaping that the elevators from The Shining are awestruck.
  15. Always respect a source who also posts direct responses to pictures of thirst traps on Twitter like he thinks he's having a private conversation. That being said, I hope it's true, but hardly surprising. You know Cook felt lied to when he realized the "great powder" in and around seattle wasn't quite what he was expecting. Edit: Damn you Texifornia.
  16. You guys are really going to have some things to work through when I tell you that CTJ looks like Barry Switzer's less handsome brother.
  17. Well I'm a fucking moron. Becuase I went with "There's no way a career backup with another year is going to declare for the draft, right?"
  18. Taffe and McDonald, with Filsaime and Jonah Williams and a portal guy seems thin, but solid.
  19. Probably the portal, dude.
  20. @brojangles2 I love a good neg, but myself and several posters are still waiting for you to elaborate on why Cam Williams is your most hated of all time. By all means, please, use this opportunity to enlighten us all.
  21. Killebrew was also the first name that came to mind for me. But I'm not sure I will ever forgive Wrong Way Gideon for years of pain. Exactly what makes you think we're not prepared, or that the portal season isn't going well? Your concept of a full rebuild is like my son's concept of a nutritious dinner; neither are tethered in fucking reality. We're going to lose less players to the NFL draft this year and we lost last year. Some of the guys you've referenced have been flawed players for us, particulaly 2 I can think of on the OL. Oh, and Williams is leaving but Goosby looked great when he played, so obviously we're totally fucked. I bet last year you were saying "Who's going to replace J'Tavion Sanders? Gunner Helm?!?! We're doooooomed." We have TE's on campus and we've been developing them. Makuba is a loss, Barron is a big loss, Muhammed...eh. Gimme a healthy Derek Williams, and awesome Jelani McDonald, a returning Michael Taffe, and a good looking Kobe Black and someone from the portal. I wont even waste my time adressing WR, the easiest position to land talent in the portal and a position where we're already stacked. DT, everyone said we were fucked this year too. BUT THIS TIME IT'S TRUE. OkJan.gif. No one invites that twatwaffle to parties.
  22. This is a pretty fucking stupid take. Buck Burnette tweeted out racist shit. Robert Killebrew was good for 1-2 egregious personal fouls a game. But a guy who in his first year starting had some issues with penalities, and still is in line to be a super high draft pick, and has done or said nothing but represent the Horns respectful, he's the guy you hate? Becuase he had a bad game, playing while inujured, and honestly maybe the coach shouldn't have run him out in the first palce? Your take can get all the way fucked. I can see how someone can be a little bitch and throw out a bad take becuase they're a child, sure.
  23. I'm obviously cheering for this to be true, but what are these kids or their intermediaries going to say to Nahlin or anyone else in this circumstance? Other than "Yeah, I'm locked in." That's also what they'd say to the the coaches...right until the point they're fucking gone. It's like none of you ever had an employer before or fucked a crazy girl for awhile becuase the sex was great, even though she was a danger to your person. Actually, nevermind, now that I type it out, that last part makes sense with most of this crowd.
  24. Sure. It came down to NIL. We fucking won. Also, seeing how Missouri's offense fared this past season, I'm guessing Missouri has no shot to get Wingo back.
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