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  1. She told him there was a sextant on the cruise ship. He heard sex tent
  2. Arch will only succeed if we fire Sark and bring Coach Bombay in. His duck will succeed in his vaunted flying V attack
  3. You'd have to get rid of AIPAC first.
  4. Buy another TV you poors
  5. I used to work for Quest and have been all over the country doing smart pigging. A lot of sites up north that have block valves near the road especially on 2 Lane highways have cables inside the chain link fence to stop things like this. It won't stop everything but it will slow the car down enough to maybe lessen the damage. Sometimes that's the only isolation valve for miles. With an explosion like that. It looks like the next upstream isolation valve was pretty far and that's why it burned for so long.
  6. No but I did put it in your mom's chute at a Motel 6 last night
  7. The Israelis need to deliver cake to all the Hezbollah leaders. Instead of it exploding. A flag with BANG! pops up. That will get the PTSD to max scale.
  8. That's a heavy ass pager. Now you gotta weigh pagers
  9. It's 2024. Who else would be carrying pagers? A pager is probably harder to find in the wild than a cell phone. Hezbollah apparently never watched The Wire. They would have known to buy their pagers from different suppliers so it didn't get compromised. HumInt for Israel probably got ripped off their was a big batch of pagers being ordered and being delivered to Lebanon and perked some ears. Pagers I believe run on 2 and 3 G networks so they had to be specifically modified. As far as the no explosive theory I don't buy it. Yes. You can overheat a battery and cause it to explode but the heat rise is gonna burn your ass that you're gonna throw it before it explodes
  10. It is definitely in the playbook. Anyone that works for any company that they are in FR gear has already been trained. There are news vans parked at the gas station looking for people who are in coveralls to ask them what they think. The trained response is "I have no comment. Please contact my companies PR department at this number for a statement"
  11. Getting ready for soup season so I made a bunch of wontons after work last night
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