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Red Five

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  1. Just hire Beard back. After a day or so, no one would give a shit. /half joking
  2. Red Five

    Bert!

    We, as in message board posters?
  3. He would have to be. As Auburn was lining up for the extra point in the first OT, I had a "Well, this is potentially a 'move over Craig Curry and Blake Gideon' moment." Thank Christ he made it.
  4. Considering the changes that would need to be made to accommodate a left-footed kicker.... is this really something you decide on a few minutes before kickoff?
  5. One time Superman froze a nearby lake and dropped it on a raging fire. They should try that if they haven't already.
  6. Kelvin Banks is even bigger and was a five star. He'd be the best WR on the roster.
  7. I loved the Reel Inn. Went there a handful of times on trips out there.
  8. I watched your recap you posted, and I'm really glad I did. I had forgotten a lot of that. "Oh yeah, Christopher Walken."
  9. I should probably rewatch this, as I have no idea what the fuck y'all are talking about. Three years is a long time.
  10. Red Five

    Bert!

    I don't know if it will help Bert, but sure, sign me up. Wheelhouse.
  11. That's pretty low mister. If I had a rubber hose, I'd beat you until
  12. Red Five

    Bert!

    If Stone can't beat out this version of Auburn I'm assuming that's two scholarships that will free up from the kicker room this offseason.
  13. Man, that's being generous. It's easy to forget how much we sucked offensively for most of that game. Like, we had 14 points with about 10 minutes left in the first quarter, and finished regulation with 24 points. That's 10 points in basically an entire football game, against a defense we should have seriously dominated.
  14. And I'm gonna put my thing in it. wait what
  15. I forget the exact quote, but the announcers were talking about Tramon Mark and his previous coaches. Something like "Mark said Rick Barnes was a tough coach, and Eric Musselman was a tough coach. He described Terry as more 'motivational'." Figured that would be featured here at some point. Time to get to motivatin', Rodney. Edit: And by Rick Barnes I mean Kelvin Sampson.
  16. I think I would remember the meltdown had we extended him.
  17. Rodney appears to have one in-game expression. Every time they cut to him, he's making "that one". You know the one. Like confusion mixed with exasperation. It got annoying about two years ago.
  18. So, that piece of shit will be president in 13 days, as fucking unfathomable as that is to anyone with a room temperature IQ. I guess he’s saying that he would have no problem with a mob of thousands breaking into the White House while he’s there, and attempting to hunt him down. Right? I mean, it’s the exact same fucking thing. No shots should be fired in that situation, and the mob should be allowed free rein of the place to do whatever they want. Sorry, I keep saying mob. “Peaceful protestors” who will have done nothing wrong (his words).
  19. Seems charitable.
  20. It would also be nice if the defense didn’t look like it was in on our huddle on every run play. We are so hot and cold that it either looks like that and we get completely shut down, or we run for 200-250 yards.
  21. Watch Frank Haith make a run in the tourney. “Texas must hire Frank Haith as head coach!” - Everyone
  22. Chris Mihm dunked all over me. All I’ve got.
  23. Those two and Ewers have all alternated being different levels of injured since like week three. You could tell a real difference in Blue in the Clemson game, but then ASU and our bizarre run game happened.
  24. Blue had probably the best game of his career against Clemson, and followed it up with four carries for five yards against ASU. We can’t get nothing from Bond and Blue combined. That’s a problem, as they are our fastest and most explosive players on offense.
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