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jimmyjazz

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  1. What about the Summer Hos?
  2. Let's be honest, getting flood insurance on a property NOT in the 100-year flood plain (like my house for years before it seemed pretty obvious I wouldn't experience a flood) is cheaper than getting flood insurance on a property IN a flood plain. These camp owners didn't necessarily need to be trying to ditch insurance altogether, but just make it less expensive.
  3. Y'all could screw up an orgy.
  4. Apparently at this point a "100 year" event is >50% likely in any given 10-15 year period.
  5. Uh, the Fightin' Texum Aggies beat BAMA in Tuscaloosa behind Johnny Football, ya stoopid sip. They were the only team to beat 'bama that year, making them the de facto co-champs of college football.
  6. I know where those 300,000 missing kids are. They're in the basement of Comet Ping Pong pizza parlor in Washington, DC. Don't give me the usual crap about there being no basement in that restaurant. Fake news.
  7. I had no idea Mick Taylor was still alive. I guess he's younger than Mick, Keef and Ronnie, though.
  8. Is that a tape measure she's flinging about? Did she just realize she's 32-30-32?
  9. Man, I just can't do Van Hagar.
  10. It's far from their best song, but this one is a wee bit iconic: EDIT: @locodos posted The Clash at the same time
  11. Agreed. I've seen them a few times and while they're hardly bad it's not exactly ground-breaking or captivating over a full set.
  12. I like that one official's solution -- let those running camps warn their counterparts downstream that waters are going to rise. Well, except for the fact that one camp has to be first and gets no warning. You know, like Camp Mystic. Great solution there.
  13. And now the ball is in Nancy's court to demonstrate that she has no idea what a "rate" is. Come on, Nancy. Do it!
  14. Can't you just light a gas grill with a . . . lighter?
  15. Could be anything, really. Up on deck are measles, listeria, maybe rabies if they eliminate the vaccine? Who knows?
  16. The two most obvious for me are:
  17. I think we had 19 punts blocked.
  18. Oof, that NC State game. My wife begged off so I took my friend Jim Eno (drummer of Spoon), because he's an NC State engineering grad. I really didn't expect to lose. That night sucked.
  19. It's not a mental health issue per se. Most people aren't mentally ill. It's mostly a function of a large swath of the population that is poorly educated and easily manipulated by bad actors. This is what happens when every adult gets a vote -- those votes can be manipulated. Maybe the left could try a little manipulation now that it's too fucking late?
  20. Cloud seeding is a thing. It's also not capable of creating this level of mayhem, not even close.
  21. I'm not a big metal guy, but that seems pretty metal to me!
  22. The one checking out groceries.
  23. I might not have been clear -- I was thinking of a ground level "Joe" feeding a "kettle" at normal height. So yes, veritcal draft.
  24. Heh. I had the chance to record him once, and I asked him what other engineers had used on his Leslie. "Oh, just cram a couple of mics up there." So I used 57s.
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