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jimmyjazz

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  1. He didn't say that the hypothetical agent represented a guy in the portal.
  2. I'm sure you posted a photo at some point, but you need to do it again.
  3. Snaps, targets, and dollars are practically fungible in this world. He thinks he's better than Sark does. I don't know who's right, but I don't think the end result has to be nefarious. You are putting words in my mouth. I also stay off the recruiting board.
  4. There are any number of explanations for how that played out. Parker could have changed his tune after the bowl game, Texas could have strung him along, etc. Ultimately it seems he thinks he's more valuable than Sark does, so it's certainly his prerogative to move on.
  5. Did they HAVE to tear down Liberty Lunch?
  6. If you go to your boss and ask for a 50% raise (work with me here), and he laughs and says "no way in hell, you'll be lucky if you get a cost of living increase and oh by the way you're now going to be reporting to Stevens", that means you're being pushed out? I don't know the ins and outs here but if Livingstone thinks he's worth $X (maybe based on conversations with other schools) but Texas thinks he's only worth half that much, that sounds like nothing more than an employee/employer disagreement about value. Personally I think he should chase the money and figure out how to invest it, but the second part probably won't happen.
  7. The Peace President.
  8. Yes. I'm not sure there is one single Bush song that tops any song by the Foo Fighters. I mean, I could challenge Xavier Worthy to a footrace, but why?
  9. I seriously doubt Livingstone has an NFL future, but I've been wrong before. I don't blame guys for chasing serious money when it may be the only chance they ever get at that kind of payday.
  10. "General Elko"?
  11. Genius Kirby Smart just made one of the dumbest decisions I've ever seen. FIRE SARK!
  12. I don't think Indiana is insanely talented. They are smart kids who were willing to buy into Cignetti's system and they play with incredible discipline. Mistakes are half the battle (ahem, Texas offensive line). Limit penalties and turnovers, keep the ball in front of you on defense w/o sagging off too much (ahem, PK), and oh yeah land a super smart pretty talented QB and his system works.
  13. Speaking of Veruca Salt, this live clip always kills me. Just a fantastic song by a fantastic band. Look at that crowd, holy crap!
  14. Yeah, I'm thinking Liz Phair meets Juliana Hatfield, but with a better rhythm section.
  15. I'm no insider -- was Herman a drunk or was it drugs? Or all of the above?
  16. I was thinking exactly that. 35-8 (82%) over 3 years with a conference title and two Final 4 appearances = "mediocre"? For fuck's sake, buy a dictionary, dude.
  17. Who are you suggesting?
  18. Yeah, finding a better HC at this point is impossible.
  19. PK's style worked well for a depleted talent pool. He had shown he could manage such a roster at Boise State and UDub. By the time we were putting guys like Simmons and Ant on the field he just wasn't the right guy for the job. Muschamp will be a significant upgrade.
  20. It's a new era and judging by old standards is likely foolish. Insane levels of roster turnover have injected chaos and luck into the equation. I don't care about revenue sharing or NIL, but they need to fix the portal. Multi-year contracts would help.
  21. Texas is easily the best HC job in college football. Some of you people -- YOU PEOPLE -- are fucking idiots.
  22. I had the privilege of shitty goal line seats in the SE corner of DKR when Danny got sacked . . . by his center's feet. The center dropped back into pass pro and pinned Danny's cleats to the turf. 90K-ish people laughing is surprisingly loud.
  23. jimmyjazz replied to ftf82's topic in Austin
    Yeah, they do a good batch of red.
  24. Based on that video alone, if I were looking to hire a drummer, I'd go with Wolf over Alex. Granted, Alex wrote those parts, but Wolf's kit sounds far better and frankly I like the toughness of his groove more.
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