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jimmyjazz

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  1. Regardless of the fact that Onboard can't subtract, the Republicans controlled the Senate for 6 of those 40 years, so even there he's wrong.  How are things going for the coloreds after that arbitrary timeframe, Onboard?  Christ on a cracker.  

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  2. 12 minutes ago, Parliament said:

    I say this not as a Conservative, or even as a spokesman for Conservatism, but simply as an observer.  If the platforms of the Democrats running for President are to be taken at face value, many Conservatives and moderates will vote for President Trump for the same reason we did last time: fear of Socialism.

    Oh, so now there was widespread fear that Hillary Clinton would lead us into "Socialism"?  THAT'S your new perspective?

    Pick a story and stick with it.

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  3. 13 minutes ago, Smax said:

    No try about it and Id wager when that happened you were still sucking your thumb and shitting in your pants

    So the statute of limitations has run out?  That's your angle?

  4. 29 minutes ago, Deej said:

    You probably aren't the guys to talk me out of this 60's Les Paul in Bourbon Burst.

     

     

     

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    Uhhh . . . that's perfect.  If you don't buy it we're gonna neg rep you into Bolivia.

  5. Can you imagine being a resident of Greenland?  You've enjoyed literal decades under the radar, and all of a sudden the spotlight is on because some dumbass who was elected by a plurality of dumbasses starts talking about buying your country.  Unreal.

  6. Nah, I get threatened with bannination nearly every time I post anything on there.  It's meant for the olds.  (Olds-er than me even.)  Call them out on their stupid rules that are routinely ignored and you become persona non grata pronto and permanently.

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  7. 6 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

    Was watching that live last night.

    Loved Rick Horton's comment, "I'd like to see the authenticater go get that one..." LOL

    Yeah, my sis was there in the Redbird club.  Apparently nobody could figure out where the ball went until the jumbotron camera zoomed in and found it.

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  8. The irony of criticizing Jews who vote for Democrats as being ignorant or disloyal just boggles the mind.  Over the last 50 years the popular vote for POTUS among Jews has averaged 71/25 for the Democrat candidate over the Republican.

  9. Apparently the renovations at H-E-B Far West (Little Israel) have ruffled some feathers.  I don't have it in me to subject you to the replies, but suffice it to say that MOVING ITEMS AROUND THE STORE ONCE EVERY 12 YEARS IS AN ABOMINATION BEFORE GOD/YAHWEH!!!  No word from Maurice . . . yet:

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    Is anyone disappointed to see the cheese shop at H-E-B relegated to a wall and Maurice somewhat displaced? It’s a first world problem to be sure. I just wondered if there was any way to bring it back.

     

  10. We're going to be walking a fine line between now and Nov 2020, but the sadist in me is really looking forward to any and all attacks on that jackass just to see how insane he really gets.

    Of course, the downside is nuclear war, etc.  There's no risk-free reward.

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  11. 12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

    At this point, trump refusing to leave and having to bring in Janet Reno to burn down the white house is the only way to cleanse the place 

    Cleaning crew:

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  12. 7 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

    Tell me about it.  Not only cars pulling out but I nailed a deer almost exactly in that spot several years ago.  Hit it going 55.  Car totaled.  Came over the hill and it was just standing there.  Couldnt imagine what would've happened on a bike.

    I'm amazed that the driver of the minivan wasn't seriously hurt.  The impact had to be on the driver's side of the vehicle -- even if it was "just" a motorcycle with 2 passengers, that's a lot of impact.

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