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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Look up
  2. Tough life selling gym memberships in Positano.
  3. Obviously I meant Russell Korman but I’d had several beers at the game. Now I want to watch Death Race 2000.
  4. Welcome to the party pal I recommend the pics of her whacking the guy off in a theater.
  5. Did he get in the Houston huddle at one point?
  6. Roger Korman finally broke ground at the old University Schwinn spot. Been tired of that fuckin’ eyesore too.
  7. My in laws got my son an obvious knock off jersey for Christmas and I had to secretly replace it with a real one to save him but also save them. Shit still pisses me off.
  8. These have all seemed particularly amusing.
  9. Oh man. That’s great. “I used to touch Fawn this way”
  10. Was he banging his dead wife’s sister or his dead brother’s wife?
  11. The Disco Dolls in Hot Skin
  12. MAUFRAIS

    Burgers

    That’s the one that I’ve been told by multiple big shot new arrivals is “the best”
  13. staubach introduced himself to earl. fucking hilarious.
  14. Dude, our job is to act indignant if they even consider doing anything other than promoting the assistant.
  15. But not 3 times
  16. Literally you fucking Psycho
  17. Good ol’ apartheid
  18. i doubt it'll stay gone forever. creem magazine and duck head khakis came back.
  19. bring back bo peep
  20. i guess this would be the final this week's sign of the apocalypse?
  21. But just glad it’s going to be something for however long it survives. Was really hoping for a holiday house though. Or a Gumby’s.
  22. Never heard of it. Looks kind of suburby.
  23. Maybe he’s in a helicopter
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