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MAUFRAIS

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  1. My in laws got my son an obvious knock off jersey for Christmas and I had to secretly replace it with a real one to save him but also save them. Shit still pisses me off.
  2. These have all seemed particularly amusing.
  3. Oh man. That’s great. “I used to touch Fawn this way”
  4. Was he banging his dead wife’s sister or his dead brother’s wife?
  5. The Disco Dolls in Hot Skin
  6. MAUFRAIS

    Burgers

    That’s the one that I’ve been told by multiple big shot new arrivals is “the best”
  7. staubach introduced himself to earl. fucking hilarious.
  8. Dude, our job is to act indignant if they even consider doing anything other than promoting the assistant.
  9. But not 3 times
  10. Literally you fucking Psycho
  11. Good ol’ apartheid
  12. i doubt it'll stay gone forever. creem magazine and duck head khakis came back.
  13. bring back bo peep
  14. i guess this would be the final this week's sign of the apocalypse?
  15. But just glad it’s going to be something for however long it survives. Was really hoping for a holiday house though. Or a Gumby’s.
  16. Never heard of it. Looks kind of suburby.
  17. Maybe he’s in a helicopter
  18. Did they stop making their seasoning? There’s obviously plenty just like it, but I enjoyed their label.
  19. Yeah that was right. They just said the word “large” and I shrugged and said it’s as good as any other.
  20. This was for real. First time in 321 tracked plays. Wordle 945 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I just typed the word because it was said on the OU Cincinnati broadcast as I opened wordle up. Definitely made a weird face as it happened.
  21. Thanks for linking. Wild story. At least one of the youngsters involved appeared to be an Austin High guy. The non tatted up detective was definitely a teacher and volleyball coach at Austin high The murderous son looked like a yell leader when he was in the clink. Was his bitch enrolled at A&M?
  22. This is well done:
  23. Cool. He ever meet Jim Morrison?
  24. Judges get Borked, coaches get Bjorked.
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