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MAUFRAIS

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  1. I look forward to hearing y’all complain about Avenue B. Ross isn’t for everyone.
  2. How long’s he gonna have to wear a cone?
  3. At that point I’d just want the Musers to move on over.
  4. “Excuse me, sir. I am from Westlake or Lake Travis and I felt like I grew up so close to UT that I just needed to get away for college. Bye bye.” … “Why do they keep saying this to me?”
  5. If I lived in westlake I’d probably put a lot of effort into proving I’m not racist too.
  6. Only 5 things can happen on a double pass and 4 of them are bad.
  7. If it goes pods do we name the pods and then chant our pod name when we beat a team from a different pod?
  8. MAUFRAIS

    Burgers

    That has nothing to do with age. Those youngsters were retards.
  9. We should hire Girl Talk and have him in residence and a member of the Longhorn Band and coordinating all this shit, piped in stuff and band. He’d make it cool.
  10. I think having 2,000 opposing fans including their band in the lower bowl will enhance the atmosphere.
  11. Looks like Rocky Denis transitioned. Good for her. Probably got some billowy honkers too.
  12. Seems like it’s fair if he can handle it better than his more corpulent coworkers.
  13. Was able to watch in Rome. Thank you very much. You gonna do that for Wyoming and Baylor? [emoji869]
  14. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day.
  15. I wish the tower had view corridors. My favorites east on tower drive and Windsor just got ruined by new lame ass dorm condos.
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