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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Call was celibate by choice, other than the one time. And it cost him a good horse.
  2. Dork discount
  3. I always assumed the owner of said butt desired my pee in it.
  4. now i don't feel so bad about making my 6 year old be a cowboys fan.
  5. Fill that fuckin’ lake up
  6. I thought the point was to make us beg for the original junk for joy kid?
  7. Where the fuck in Canton was he born? Dairy Palace?
  8. Handjob
  9. half the arrested protestors weren't even enrolled at UT? is this a pro palestine rally or an SAE pledge class?
  10. Probably more effective to order a virgin drew drink which I believe is a cup of ice.
  11. Definitely can only day drink at deep eddy now. Credit cards and mixed drinks moved the star bar crowd west.
  12. Sounds like something a nineties virgin would say.
  13. BPOE
  14. More of a Be Sharps guy myself
  15. Are these bitches in an aquarium?
  16. Trunks look like a licorice fruit roll up
  17. Good job Johnny football. And now they can put his retired jersey tarp back up in its place of honor next to oj’s.
  18. Looked like a royal blue grocery knockoff that was next to the coop. Not sure it lasted 6 months.
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