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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Handjob
  2. half the arrested protestors weren't even enrolled at UT? is this a pro palestine rally or an SAE pledge class?
  3. Probably more effective to order a virgin drew drink which I believe is a cup of ice.
  4. Definitely can only day drink at deep eddy now. Credit cards and mixed drinks moved the star bar crowd west.
  5. Sounds like something a nineties virgin would say.
  6. BPOE
  7. More of a Be Sharps guy myself
  8. Are these bitches in an aquarium?
  9. Trunks look like a licorice fruit roll up
  10. Good job Johnny football. And now they can put his retired jersey tarp back up in its place of honor next to oj’s.
  11. Looked like a royal blue grocery knockoff that was next to the coop. Not sure it lasted 6 months.
  12. foxtrot ... hell of a run ... rip
  13. What color would y’all say the Jimbo plaque was? Black?
  14. I like the Joe t. Garcia’s shit
  15. You are correct
  16. My little brother was wiping his ass and putting the paper in the trash in Austin in 1992 and we called him a fuckin’ weirdo and said don’t do that anymore but I guess he was just worldly.
  17. He also has a penchant for Oliver peoples glasses but I have a better haircut.
  18. So it goes
  19. And some mentos
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