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Crapinon

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  1. So he chooses to bitch and whine about not making the NCAA tournament at a press conference for the NIT tournament. That's a real class act.
  2. My dad had lots of family that lived in Eagle Lake. One of them lived in an old sharecroppers shack that had no indoor plumbing. They didn't move into a house with plumbing until 1980. The outhouse at their old house was wedged between two barns and couldn't be moved. So instead of digging a hole and covering it up when it was full and digging a new hole, they took a dump on the same spot for 20 years. It was disgusting. When I was a kid I could go 3 days without taking a dump because I wouldn't use it.
  3. And just to be safe, he took the time to reposition his mask after face slamming him into the concrete.
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    Getting old sucks

    Thank goodness I woke up at 2:30 this morning with my brain playing the Banana Splits theme song. How else could I remember the names Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky?
  5. He deserves a statue because he's the MOST FAMOUS COLLEGE ATHLETE. LIERALLY LIKE EVAH!!! https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3276878/2 Ragnar Danneskjoldd 9:25a AG Its pretty crazy they have dragged their feet on building him a statue. Literally the most famous college athlete ever, put A&M into pop culture, pretty much single handedly responsible for the biggest fundraising boom in the school's history (its true Johnny isnt Johnny without Mike Evans), and its not like we have Heisman winners dripping from the program. The only reason people can come up with not to build it is because they personally don't like him. We're a school that claims contested national titles from the Coollidge administration but we dont build a statue of a guy who won the heisman in our lifetime? That's weird. Statue. Give it to him
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    Getting old sucks

    4:30 for me, give or take 5 minutes. Every night. At least it will be 5:30 when time changes
  7. Though I could see her own thread I'm throwing this is here because I randomly found it. Props to the musicians for being able to focus on their music.
  8. From her webpage. She's asking for your opinion. Sarah's Top 3 Priorities for regulating Texas oil, gas, & mining My top priorities: 1. Putting Texans to work to provide clean, reliable, affordable energy; 2. Preventing federal intervention in Texas energy regulation (we can govern ourselves); 3. Helping establish global ESG metrics and standards - Texas operators are doing some really great things to tackle hard environmental, social, and governance issues. Let’s incentivize innovation - not mandate uneconomical rules. But I want to hear from you - what are you concerned about? What do you want to see from me if I'm elected? I want to hear from you!
  9. That's some Rocky level punch taking.
  10. I know AO Williams is making the rounds again, though I don't know what it's called now. They would try to get you to convert whole life policies into term life and invest the difference. I had a guy try to talk me into coming for a free meal at one of their meetings last year.
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    Countryisms

    My HS football coach told us linemen that we were "slower than cum running down his wife's leg after sex". Not really country but it kind of fits here.
  12. LOL at the comment "boobs in bear market territory".
  13. French kissing a wild animal? A little too friendly with them.
  14. The only pattern I see is that they had to cheat to win.
  15. I'm pretty sure the natty's he is talking about is natty light. And we probably don't want to know what contest they have to win some.
  16. No knockout but there will be once the bowlers find out they messed up the oil in their lanes.
  17. Yeah, i like Dolly but she needs to quit going under the knife.
  18. I saw this thread on ta earlier in the week. Now it looks like it's been removed. This comment doesn't even begin to reflect the arrogant belief that they are the next force in college football. Everyone hated them because they are jealous of their success!
  19. I've known women who really didn't care if there husbands cheated or not. They would get mad but never do anything about it. A friend of mines daughter once told him that she didn't care who her husband was screwing as long as he came home to her. Other women don't care, they just don't want to be embarrassed by the exposure. I guess like you said they like the $$$ and prestige. Or maybe they like to make sandwiches.
  20. I had a buddy who, right before the knockout punch, would extend his arm and repeatedly tap the punchee on the chest with the extended index finger on his left hand. They always thought it was a weak act of aggression, never realizing he was simply measuring distance so he could maximize his punch.
  21. I was hoping that the ice was going to have a spider web like crack in it and the ice gave out under his feet.
  22. Saturday, our bagpipe band hosted a Burns Supper (poet laureate of Scotland). It usually draws a pretty diverse crowd with lots of food and scotch. There was a couple visiting and the guy was in the Air Force. I tried to make conversation because they were visitors but they weren't talkative so I moved on. Later, when it was time to eat, we ask everyone to wear some type of face covering as they went through the food line. I had on a Longhorn gaiter and the second he saw it he said “ I thought you were a decent guy until I saw you in that” and he meant it. Not that I cared, I just assumed he was an aggy with no self control. Two of the guys in the band are Air Force pilots and graduates of VMI and The Citadel. Later in the night he approached both of them to share military academy camaraderie. He went on and on about how tough it was in the corp. They just smiled and nodded their heads as he blathered on. Later they said it wasn't the first time they had heard that nonsense. They thought both he and his camaraderie ramblings were full of shit.
  23. The new Silverado's have push button ignitions and it's possible to turn the vehicle off and leave it in drive. I did it once. Luckily I wasn't completely out of the truck before I realized it was rolling into the street.
  24. Swing that left arm up and back and send his "tra-la-la-la-la's" to his ribcage.
  25. A few years ago I was sitting in a courtroom in Sweetwater concerning a ticket. 81 in a 65 construction zone (with no construction anywhere). Same cop had pulled me over for the exact same speed 2 weeks before. He let me go with a warning the first time but was mega pissed the second. Anyway, there was a guy talking to the judge who I'm guessing worked the oil patch in Odessa. He got clocked at 105 mph in a 65. The DA asked him why he was driving 105. He replied he didn't know it was a 65 mph construction zone. Beyond pissed, she looked at him and said " Can you please tell me anywhere in the state the speed limit is 105 mph"? He said he wasn't sure.
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