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Crapinon

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  1. I actually got to see him play in 1970 when Texas demolished TCU at Amon Carter. RIP
  2. I'm kid of disappointed that the sequel to Nude Nuns With Big Guns will probably not be made because it's tied up in litigation.
  3. I am real picky about the cleanliness of the restaurants I eat at but I will buy banana bread from every recovering addict selling it going door to door to support their recovery house/program. I've never had any bad loaves or gotten sick.
  4. Marquess of Queensberry Rules.
  5. Luckily for him the forkulance was right on the scene.
  6. I'm going to say 9 because my Kool-Aid is from the trashcan punch we used to make with Eveclear and rum.
  7. Lucky he had training before the jump
  8. I bought my mega-billion loto ticket this morning and as I was leaving Allsups (no burrito) I stepped over a penny and picked it up. So I feel really good about my chances tonight.
  9. I tried watching this at work, so I had the sound off and the CC on, reading the text. Without the sound he looks like a guy with Tourette's syndrome or someone having a seizure.
  10. Reminds me of this movie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
  11. In the mid 70's, Chevrolet made a V8 Monza that required you to loosen the motor mounts and lift the engine to change the back spark plug. And one of Dodge's big luxury cars required removing the front wheel and all the wheel well covings to get to a front spark plug from underneath the card.
  12. I watched the '75 movie Tommy on a fluke and made 2 observations. It's a very mediocre 70's movie and Ann Margaret was the smokiest of smoke shows.
  13. Old Grumpy Bastard could be a good nickname but when someone called out that name, you probably wouldn't be the only one who responded to it.
  14. A friend of mine had a motto; "It's a sorry pair of feet that will stand still and let your ass take a beating." Someone should have told her she could take a couple of steps out of the path of a punch.
  15. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Guilty. I forgot to mention phone charger?
  16. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Keep lots of reading material in the bathroom.
  17. Never mind. Figured it out. It's when they're eating your liver.
  18. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Is it done in a CT machine? I can't do MRI's without two days worth of valium but I think I can make a CT. Age wise, I'm within 12 months of when my dad died and it's always on my mind.
  19. Defeated, undefeated? When do they purr?
  20. I thought you were just making this up. And instead of "Jumper" I like the other slang they use; "Provo pusher".
  21. Oh no. Condolences to you and your family.
  22. So you like to hear someone bitch about work and watch cat videos on FB?
  23. While we were getting ready for work this morning, I mentioned to my wife that the Japanese EX Prime minister had been assassinated. She asked me why he didn't have protection like our presidents. While we were discussing this, I mentioned Jimmy Carter, then Reagan. She told me in no uncertain terms that Reagan was president before Carter. I told her that was incorrect. She kept telling me I was wrong so I suggested she look it up. "I don't need to look it up because I know I'm right and you're wrong." So I looked it up, read it to her, did a victory lap and spiked the ball. She was not amused and told me I didn't have to be so smug about it. When I told her my smugness was a direct response to her smugness, she said "I'm ready to go to work where everyone is not a jerk." Should be a fun evening.....
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