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Crapinon

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  1. 24-0
  2. I guess when the handicapped spaces are just to far away to park and deliver your food, you park on the actual wheelchair ramp going into the building.
  3. The OOC schedule is a real juggernaut! PascalsWager In reply to IslanderAg04 • 11:59a AG This is the thing everyone has to remember. The non conference slate is secretly really challenging. Sam Houston is top 5 FCS team. App State might be THE best group of 5 team. Miami seems fringe top 20 team overall. Best noncon schedule we've had since the early 90s.
  4. ESPN.com says game delayed
  5. The business model for tote the note lots is near genius. Sell a pile of junk with the down payment close to what you paid for it. Repo it after a few months when they're .02 seconds late with with the payment and do it again. And now with the advancement of GPS they know exactly where the car is at all times and can even shut it off remotely.
  6. The "turtle defense".
  7. The kid slapped him across the chin with his fingertips. Big guy hit him with the heel of his palm across the kids ear. He probably got brain damage from that one.
  8. John Kricfalusi went off the rails when he was cut from Nick. I'm pretty sure he got in trouble for something to do with grooming teenage girls too.
  9. Nice of her to let him try on her corps uniform.
  10. I'm betting there will be more puking from the Nebraska fans this week than from the offensive linemen.
  11. I share this pic before every Super Bowl. Too bad they cut out the bottle of Fresca at his feet. RIP
  12. I think there supposed to be luminaries or whatever you call the paper bags that are floated by candles.
  13. Billy on ESPNU this morning: "Jimbo, JIMbo, JIMBO! One of the best offensive lines in the SEC! JIMBO!! The offense struggled in scrimmage because our defensive front is the awesomest, bestest, ever. JIMBO! We can go undefeated this year but 10-2 minimum. JIMBO!!! National champion contender next year, book it! And JIMBO!!!!!!!!!"
  14. You can schedule a meeting at any DPS office. A buddy from Southlake was going to Midland and scheduled his in Baird on the day of his travel. I scheduled one yesterday for tomorrow morning in the Abilene office. And I have enough documentation to make their head spin.
  15. Don't forget about the Fresca.
  16. Hurricanes hit Blackburg in September in 1996 & 1999. They did not play A&M those years. They were hit in 2003 but it happened in July.
  17. Yes, she's quite the lady! I wonder if she wolverines her salad like she does the steaks?
  18. Because everyone else lies.The real reason for the horrible 40 times at the NFL combine. "If you’re an NFL GM, there are two conclusions you can draw here. The first, and likely most common, is that the Texas A&M football team is full of extremely slow players. The second and, in my opinion, the stronger possibility here is that Texas A&M is one of few schools that didn’t fudge the numbers."
  19. I actually got to see him play in 1970 when Texas demolished TCU at Amon Carter. RIP
  20. I'm kid of disappointed that the sequel to Nude Nuns With Big Guns will probably not be made because it's tied up in litigation.
  21. I am real picky about the cleanliness of the restaurants I eat at but I will buy banana bread from every recovering addict selling it going door to door to support their recovery house/program. I've never had any bad loaves or gotten sick.
  22. Marquess of Queensberry Rules.
  23. Luckily for him the forkulance was right on the scene.
  24. I'm going to say 9 because my Kool-Aid is from the trashcan punch we used to make with Eveclear and rum.
  25. Lucky he had training before the jump
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