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lemonandaturd

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  1. Maalik with his third TD pass. Serra 29-7.
  2. Serra leading Notre Dame Sherman Oaks 22-7 with 6 minutes left in the 4th. Maalik with two TD passes.
  3. The aggy navy captain sinks his jon boat in Buffalo Bayou. He is going to get a medal, another big red sash and a spot on the kickoff team. He is the premier in-state SEC jon boat motoring champion. Put it on the wall. Good bull.
  4. Correctly measuring a cement pond by an aggy engineer is a tall order.
  5. I miss Drunk David Ash. Fuck Covid.
  6. 3-2 Texas
  7. Tied up!
  8. I want to beat OU and Kansas like Big Bertha.
  9. Did Laramie Scorpio transfer to Stratford?
  10. Heupel likes high calorie bags of dicks.
  11. I heard he walked on the grass (not the kind that got him arrested). He refused to uncover his Chef Boyardee hat.
  12. Because he wants to collect $9.95 payments from the rubes. Hope is a dangerous thing.
  13. Demas is going to light it up at Blinn.
  14. Meat judging?
  15. Hell, I'll take Ratso Rizzo.
  16. Maalik had a good first series frozen rope pass for a first down and then his team fumbled.
  17. I did not know they stacked shit that high.
  18. CSPD must be hot on her trail.
  19. He can take the lid off a defense.
  20. His rich family does not need any bags so fuck Georgia in their Smart ass. So let's break this down. He is not going to play for Joey Freshwater despite Grandpa Archie's legend. He is not going to play for a scandal ridden LSU team led by the pussy chasing illiterate Cajun. He is not close enough to his Uncle Peyton to go to the dumpster fire that is Tennessee. Cutliffe is like family so Duke has a fighting slim chance. Mack Brown, good God no. Alabama and Buttchin, bad move. Texas and Sark is the easy pick.
  21. Do Ricky Williams and Brian Orakpo have any nephews?
  22. Hey CDC, have you ever decided if you want to consume "a lemon or a turd"? Call your shot, because these e-mails give you no choice. I will take lemons.
  23. He is going to be on the "get the fuck out of College Station" train as soon as he gets lit again at the station.
  24. Jimbo is going to have Terry Price cook some BBQ for CSPD like Rumlin's meet and greet party.
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