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lemonandaturd

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  1. Are there any Texas football 9.95ers who don't go 3 bills?
  2. JimBaggins is going to suffer recruiting against everyone in the SECSECSEC plus Texas (under Sark) Little Lincoln, Ryan Day and Gundy plus the Big 12 also rans. He better keep that Jersey City pipeline going.
  3. Sark has so many irons in the fire in Texas, Cali and the SECSEC, I am not worried. We are going to sign a top 5 BMF class. Charlie Strong, and Tom Herman are gone for good.
  4. Miles for the win. His 60 something hair dyed ass hitting on coeds is very fucking funny.
  5. Les Miles, Tom Herman, Bobby Petrino, Joey Freshwater. Many more. Help me remember the best of times.
  6. God Bless JQJ. I am sorry if he had a botched knee surgery in high school. I am not going to spend one more minute worried about him or Jalen Milroe (who was not injured). Much love to JQJ at Utah.
  7. They can. But what will work and why? They piss off many big donors? Fair enough. Then with NIL, kids and their families start making a buttload of money. Texas stays atop the schools that will make your lucky, athletic ass rich as a college freshman? Yeah, I am sure Sark and Del Conte and everyone else are going to be fighting big money donors over the Eyes. Get a fucking grip.
  8. Why would they? The players are going to be winning and competing for national championships by Sark year 3. Right or wrong, this crap is a fart in the whirlwind when Texas wins big. I don't see any Alabama players worried about the Battle of Mobile Bay. .
  9. Wait, wut? Some small Texas towns have shitty drunk doctors who are not surgeons that botch knee surgeries? In some Texas small towns, the doctor is also the town drunk. OK. And some of the big schools have better surgeons who botch it too. Pay your money take your chances.
  10. Yes, if Ketchum's percentages are right, we aren't getting anybody. He does know how to count a baker's dozen glazed chocolate sprinkled doughnuts.
  11. My Dad got free tickets to an aggy vs. Rice game in 1970 and I went with him. It was cold as shit at Kyle Field and aggy got beat 18-17. The weather was cold, the campus was ugly and sucked ass. Even though I was from a small town and only 16, I was very underwhelmed by the "aggy" experience. The best thing about the trip was that I decided to apply for admission to UT (sight unseen) and two years later I was accepted and never looked back. Best fucking decision that I have ever made.
  12. All Von's chickens in the bread pan pickin' out dough.
  13. After he got those hair plugs, he was a wild man.
  14. As opposed to Surly keyboard pomposity, assholiness, and drunken frailty. ain't it the truth.
  15. That is like the story of a reporter complaining that Earl was not able to finish the mile during Oilers camp and Bum saying, "Hell, if it's third and a mile, we won't give it to him."
  16. I am not going to argue the point one way or the other, but there is an old saying, "Money talks, bullshit walks". I imagine that old adage is still applicable in 2021. I'll just sit back and watch it unfold in the fall or not.
  17. putt putt or disc?
  18. That video looks like Vince Young playing for the Kountze Lions. That is one fine practice field too. They seeded crabgrass over some dead weeds.
  19. Put on your new shoes, put on your gown, Big Balls in Cowtown, Big Balls in town.
  20. John Goodman as Babe Ruth.
  21. Rojo is a Chris Ogbonnaya comp. Ogbonnaya was drafted late and spent six years in the NFL.
  22. Masks hide that they are so damn ugly.
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