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lemonandaturd

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  1. So she gave up her sweet rent house in Tomball and moved to squalor motel in some Nebraska small town? I feel sorry for the Texas ex band member. He must be on hard times to be in her neighborhood. Pole assassian's monkey's ass would make KKL a Sunday face.
  2. Not that I found. I am watching the game tracker on MaxPreps. Now 35-10 Serra.
  3. Serra 28-10 over Bishop Amat. Third quarter. Serra is about to be 4-1. Maalik with a 40 yard TD pass.
  4. The 247 site shows that Nick Anderson from Katy has an offer. I don't know how hard he is being recruited, but he was offered.
  5. Spieth -14 leader.
  6. A wild loyal TexasEx combination of Bob Knight and Tom Penders will do just fine. Let's roll.
  7. That high school girl announcer was horrible. I watched it live last night. It was for sure a struggle.
  8. That was such a General Patton level press conference, I though he would call out aggy for shoveling shit in Louisiana/SEC during the run to March madness.
  9. Maalik with his third TD pass. Serra 29-7.
  10. Serra leading Notre Dame Sherman Oaks 22-7 with 6 minutes left in the 4th. Maalik with two TD passes.
  11. The aggy navy captain sinks his jon boat in Buffalo Bayou. He is going to get a medal, another big red sash and a spot on the kickoff team. He is the premier in-state SEC jon boat motoring champion. Put it on the wall. Good bull.
  12. Correctly measuring a cement pond by an aggy engineer is a tall order.
  13. I miss Drunk David Ash. Fuck Covid.
  14. 3-2 Texas
  15. Tied up!
  16. I want to beat OU and Kansas like Big Bertha.
  17. Did Laramie Scorpio transfer to Stratford?
  18. Heupel likes high calorie bags of dicks.
  19. I heard he walked on the grass (not the kind that got him arrested). He refused to uncover his Chef Boyardee hat.
  20. Because he wants to collect $9.95 payments from the rubes. Hope is a dangerous thing.
  21. Demas is going to light it up at Blinn.
  22. Meat judging?
  23. Hell, I'll take Ratso Rizzo.
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