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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. Hardin is a much better lawyer than aggy Buzbee. Houston has more trailer house massage parlors than Singapore. Nobody gives a shit, but Watson will not make any money on the Campbell Soup ad market. If the Harris County DA gets involved then I am an idiot.
  2. This. The man wants to win and he is going to win.
  3. Ted Teague is a racist, woman hating Baylor rape apologist. He skins feral cats and loves Art Briles. I hope Allen Samuels never sells another car to a Texas Ex. Wince motherfucker!
  4. I bet a dollar that the bridge has been burned. Fuck Little Lincoln.
  5. Riley sometimes gets salty if he is not sure if it is a jail release or an NLI release. Too much paperwork for sure.
  6. Did Dorian Leonard make it in? Is he left of Michael Huff in that picture? He was asking Del Conte about attending. That looks like him.
  7. Is fifth from the left Blaine Irby?
  8. Prysock and Tuihalamaka are playing in this game for Alemany
  9. Serra vs. Alemany tonight at 8:55 pm CST. I believe it will be broadcast on Fox Sports Go Prep Zone.
  10. The young girl that got her face rearranged by Joe Mixon begs to differ.
  11. Most? A majority thinks fucking in the sheep pasture on Friday night and jacking in jizz jars around Thanksgiving are turdition.
  12. Chris Beard ain't fucking around. Dat ass.
  13. For Dickinson's Donovan Green, the Dixie Chicken could be a dream come true. Boot scootin' with corps turds and all their wimmen!
  14. If Cade gets on a Mackey watchlist, Denzel Okafor earns a Gaskamp, and Tope Imade provides quality depth at guard, then I will know for sure that Tom Herman was a clueless, turtling drunken fuck.
  15. Ivan is a bad bad man.
  16. Not anytime soon, because Swamp People took the fan base.
  17. Sark looks like a young mad scientist Peter Lorre in charge of X's and O's.
  18. I guess Morris is tired of getting arrested somewhere north of Giddings in his sweet aggy Dodge Challenger. Eric Dickerson knew ain't nobody got time for that.
  19. Oh hell yeah.
  20. So she gave up her sweet rent house in Tomball and moved to squalor motel in some Nebraska small town? I feel sorry for the Texas ex band member. He must be on hard times to be in her neighborhood. Pole assassian's monkey's ass would make KKL a Sunday face.
  21. Not that I found. I am watching the game tracker on MaxPreps. Now 35-10 Serra.
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