Everything posted by lemonandaturd
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Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?
Hardin is a much better lawyer than aggy Buzbee. Houston has more trailer house massage parlors than Singapore. Nobody gives a shit, but Watson will not make any money on the Campbell Soup ad market. If the Harris County DA gets involved then I am an idiot.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: Keep Austin Beard
This. The man wants to win and he is going to win.
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Tell Me About Baylor
Ted Teague is a racist, woman hating Baylor rape apologist. He skins feral cats and loves Art Briles. I hope Allen Samuels never sells another car to a Texas Ex. Wince motherfucker!
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Tell me about ou
I bet a dollar that the bridge has been burned. Fuck Little Lincoln.
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Tell me about ou
Riley sometimes gets salty if he is not sure if it is a jail release or an NLI release. Too much paperwork for sure.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Did Dorian Leonard make it in? Is he left of Michael Huff in that picture? He was asking Del Conte about attending. That looks like him.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Is fifth from the left Blaine Irby?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Prysock and Tuihalamaka are playing in this game for Alemany
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Maalikmas 2.0! - 2022 QB Maalik Murphy
Serra vs. Alemany tonight at 8:55 pm CST. I believe it will be broadcast on Fox Sports Go Prep Zone.
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OU Recruiting 2022: Abnormal Mutations in OUDNA
The young girl that got her face rearranged by Joe Mixon begs to differ.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Most? A majority thinks fucking in the sheep pasture on Friday night and jacking in jizz jars around Thanksgiving are turdition.
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Transfer F Timmy Allen
Chris Beard ain't fucking around. Dat ass.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
For Dickinson's Donovan Green, the Dixie Chicken could be a dream come true. Boot scootin' with corps turds and all their wimmen!
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2021 Texas spring football thread
If Cade gets on a Mackey watchlist, Denzel Okafor earns a Gaskamp, and Tope Imade provides quality depth at guard, then I will know for sure that Tom Herman was a clueless, turtling drunken fuck.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
If he visits he might see Pussy Galore.
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Kansas State @ Texas weekend series
Ivan is a bad bad man.
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When is the next Indiana Jones
Not anytime soon, because Swamp People took the fan base.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
It will do.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Sark looks like a young mad scientist Peter Lorre in charge of X's and O's.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I guess Morris is tired of getting arrested somewhere north of Giddings in his sweet aggy Dodge Challenger. Eric Dickerson knew ain't nobody got time for that.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: Keep Austin Beard
All GASO, no brakes.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Oh hell yeah.
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KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread
So she gave up her sweet rent house in Tomball and moved to squalor motel in some Nebraska small town? I feel sorry for the Texas ex band member. He must be on hard times to be in her neighborhood. Pole assassian's monkey's ass would make KKL a Sunday face.
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Maalikmas 2.0! - 2022 QB Maalik Murphy
Not that I found. I am watching the game tracker on MaxPreps. Now 35-10 Serra.