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Ignatius

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  1. If I expand this list to five I’d include that plus Isiah Thomas’ one-legged game against Boston in 1988…
  2. Ironic, because I’ve lived in Atlanta for four years now and what drives me insane is that these motherfuckers merge onto a highway at 40-50 and slowly, slowly ease up to the actual speed limit…
  3. Can’t believe it’s been 30 years since the Spike Lee game. That was one of the top 3 ‘fuck you motherfuckers, you can’t do shit to stop me’ NBA playoff moments in my life. In no particular order: Reggie vs. Spike MJ vs. Portland Game 1 1992 Finals Dream vs David Robinson moments after DR got his MVP trophy
  4. Tell me you work in finance but don’t know shit about accounting without telling me you work in finance but don’t know shit about accounting….
  5. You bitches are all gonna lose your shit when we take him at #3. JK, we’re gonna deal #3 and Sengun for DeMar DeRozan…
  6. Even though their first game (vs Fresno State) under this new policy is at night and they’ll have that one under their belt, their concession staff has no idea of the onslaught that awaits them or any other stadium selling beer when Texas comes to town, early kick or not. Prepare your anus…
  7. It’s a brutal stretch, but given the choice I’d rather play that stretch at the end of the year than the beginning. Talk about controlling your playoff destiny…
  8. They’re a bunch of fucking pussies…
  9. Ignatius

    Colonoscopy

    By this point you should be shitting nothing but yellow water…
  10. Ignatius

    Getting old sucks

    I used to squeeze the fuck out of the sides of my heel right where it met the arch with a wood clamp. Hurt like hell but provided massive relief…
  11. I’d be down with Clingan…
  12. Every re-up at every position for top-5 players will always set the market….
  13. Georgia is 42-2 over the last three seasons; they’re #1 until someone clearly takes it away…
  14. …or take Odunze and beef up the weapon corp around Cousins and try to outscore everyone…
  15. Maybe you should stop spending so much time listening to idiot-ass sports radio….
  16. He gone. Was a worthy gamble of a trade in what ended up being a championship season; he’s off the books after this year…
  17. Fucking horrible call..
  18. On the one hand, I want us to win the SEC title game. On the other, a right-before-Christmas playoff game at DKR (regardless of opponent) would be fucking epic…
  19. Ignatius

    Colonoscopy

    It’s really not; the key to me is to schedule the procedure for about 10AM. Setting your alarm to get up early and do that last round on a completely empty stomach is fucking rough. My old man had colon cancer come and go so I’m on a 3-year rotation…
  20. Four straight, but yeah….
  21. Weadeater, cheez-it's or Gin & Juice. Guess which one I'd rather attend. Weedeater would be an appropriate sponsor for the Snoop Bowl…
  22. Seems like a good deal for a guy who should be a solid ‘starter’ on multiple special teams. Bonus if he can get any snaps at all on offense…
  23. Winning run…
  24. Boch is pissed…
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