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Parliament

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  1. He kinda already is.
  2. You sound like a RINO. (Sarcasm) I work in ag and 2026 pricing for inputs and equipment starts showing up in early July. Many people are in complete denial on what’s coming. Gonna be some existential crises this summer.
  3. Figured it’d be a person.
  4. You’ll watch it and you’ll pretend to like it. Because…wife.
  5. Time for Ukraine to pull out the stops. They need to poison Russia's vodka.
  6. So some Pakistani terrorists turned it to 11 and blew up any change of peace between India and Pakistan. Pakistan is the weaker party, and they set them to lose biggly. Cool cool. Death cult.
  7. The term, ā€œEaster eggā€ needs to go away.
  8. Parliament replied to Hanrahan's topic in Daily Texan
    Things that remind you of growing up poor.
  9. Parliament replied to Hanrahan's topic in Daily Texan
    God I hate white people. Yeah those kids are doomed to a lifetime of bad health, ostracization and lower earnings.
  10. Has the imperial pound changed since then?
  11. Weeeeee!!! The market continues to tell us all this economic drama from our Federal branch is bad. Let’s just chill out and be cool and get rich.
  12. Is Europe on track to achieve their new support promises? Can we agree many European counties have been laggards the last 3 years?
  13. What’s that stuff the Chinese put in milk so they can water it down?
  14. If that 68 yo man is RFK and pumped full of T from a bottle, sure.
  15. Lost in all the drama is the fact that there’s this whole war still going on. Keep killing those Russians. Maybe maybe maybe they can kill enough to drive change. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crm3lmwm73vo?xtor=AL-72-[partner]-[yahoo.north.america]-[headline]-[news]-[bizdev]-[isapi]
  16. S&P up >1% today. Meme indexes gonna meme.
  17. I was being sarcastic. We’re fooked.
  18. More than zero chance it’s all made up. At the same time if it were true, it’d explain why he’s so crazy. https://www.eonline.com/news/1416426/kanye-west-says-he-had-past-incestuous-relationship-with-cousin
  19. Nikkei down fractionally today. Maybe the worst is behind us and we’re back to #todamoon?
  20. Because he is. And again I wonder how a man so rich and interesting can me so miserable. He has the means to hang out with the literally cooled people on the planet. Hike mountains. Bang Surly 10’s. And all he does is yearn for the admiration of assholes. I sincerely feel bad for him.
  21. Parliament replied to Hanrahan's topic in Daily Texan
    Sub-60 HR for a (sorry for this) old man is phenomenal. You gotta be top 5% there. Healthy living and moving around keeps your brain young too. Was in Puerto Rico last month and we hiked 45 min to a waterfall. Mid-40’s sister (no pics) said half her coworkers are not in good enough shape to do it. They’d literally hafta stay back at the pool. All while we all hiked and then rode a rope swing out over the water. First time in my life I did that. Anyone mid-40’s who can’t make it up that hill woulda stayed back at the hotel, slopped in a chair and drank. Stay on that viscous cycle. Getting healthy is hard, very hard for some people. But it really is simple. And you aren’t competing against other people. Your competition is the person you were yesterday. Strive every day to be a little better than yesterday. All you gotta do.
  22. Potato is the new currency. Tell me I’m wrong.
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