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ChuckNorrisActionJeans

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  1. Shoulda hired Fraud Guarantee.
  2. [Republican] Audits to strengthen the public's trust, you say....hmmm. DOES NOT compute [Republican]
  3. The 7th deadly sin should not be Gluttony but Willful Obtusity. I guess it may be "obtuseness" but I like obtusity more.
  4. Maybe I shouldn't have said context to a moron. It's really not even context and certainly not nuance, it's plain fucking meaning. You're not fooling anyone with this idiotic false equivalence.
  5. I think a lot of people took the oversimplification that masks protect others but not ourselves to mean that masks are virtually worthless. Which says a lot.
  6. Uh. WTF. That's what passes for a gotcha from the DT crowd? JJ was literally using the word to call out people who are of the exact same mindset of those who used it just a generation before and would use it now if acceptable. It's called context. JFC. P.S. same people who bitch and moan that rappers can say it but ordinary white folks cain't!
  7. Kids under 12 can't be vaccinated, and they tend to go to school, together. The only protection they have is masks, and the hope that they aren't one of the unlucky ones to get this shit and have a negative outcome. But fuck kids and elementary schools/middle schools, right? Fuck public education altogether, I'm sure is part of the calculus, along with the general desperation of Abbott not to get primaried. So pro-life.
  8. I can't even do 5 mg edibles. Gotta nibble the corners and shit. My brain has always been hyper-sensitive with ingesting psychoactives....but I can smoke up a storm.
  9. They will kindly make an exception to the all-out abortion ban for transgender fetuses.
  10. Counter-counter argument? Shane McGowan ....still alive but...damn
  11. Missouri and Mississippi have each just invalidated results from voter referenda, via Governor/R leg and judiciary, respectively. Fascism 2 Democracy 0
  12. Spoofing numbers to do scam/spam calls is illegal in Texas. Enforcement is non-existent and basically impossible. As everyone knew when the bill went into law.
  13. I'm betting the lawsuit is immediately ready to go. Federal district court will likely strike it down....what will the 5th Circuit do? I mean, it's quite obviously in contravention of Roe v. Wade. But 5th Circuit gonna 5th Circuit? If they reinstate it, SCOTUS pretty much has to take it. Ugly times.
  14. Listening to even part of that smoothed my brain out. His answers about paying for the wall (with cringey pauses because he has no fucking idea) and ending property taxes are just embarrassing. He also sounds like a closet case afflicted with mental retardation. Why do so many of these tough R dudes sound gay as hell (rhetorical question)...my god. WTF is wrong with that family. My folks live next door to one of the Huffhines -- I don't know which-- but he's Aggy.
  15. No except that last sentence I recall from the Peter Tosh documentary, Stepping Razor Red X. A Rastafarian non-meat eating dude said it about fish.
  16. What pwnage. Thanks for setting it straight.
  17. I have a hard time watching the little mudbugs run around and then seeing them boil for me to eat. Not worth it. Them love 'em life just like I do.
  18. You got a mouse in your pocket? It's men. Not the whole species. Just men. Gotta control everything, and then destroy nearly all of it through aggression/violence/territoriality on levels from the geopolitical all the way down to the personal. Don't come at me with random outliers re:women either. Maleness is the more specific common denominator, as opposed to race, ethnicity, or any other identifier, in all of the shittiness of humanity.
  19. Those handicapped people .... heartbreaking. Though I wouldn't doubt it's been due as much to FAS and possibly even botched abortions as much as due to radiation. That opinion is based on next to nothing, by the way. On a different note, I'm in a facebook group called "I just know I'll die trying to pet something I shouldn't" and the stray dogs of Chernobyl with radioactive fur are very popular. 10/10 would pet.
  20. I like the way you cheney
  21. could I get sugar on one side, chocolate chip on the other .... so both sides are similarly awesome?
  22. think I found a possible bone of contention
  23. what's the vaccination rate around those parts? Convince me of the sanity and common sense in Aggy land
  24. This should probably go in the unpopular opinions thread, but Pete Davidson is funny as shit to me. Before he even says anything. Just naturally funny imo. Beck Bennett is really good too. Alex Moffatt & Mikey Day also, to a somewhat lesser extent than BB. Kyle Mooney hasn't been getting as good material lately but he's funny, as is Melissa Villasenor. I don't get Chris Redd, and the rest are pretty meh to me. On the fence about Kate McKinnon...her funny meter has gone down with me. Weekend Update could be so much. better .... I don't find Che very funny, and I almost always hate the "bring a character on" feature of WU. Original SNL's w/Chevy et. al. are pretty unwatchable to me, with a couple of notable skits excepted. 80s and 90s were the peak in certain years...Murphy, Farley, Martin Short, Carvey, Hartman.... I think the current cast is plenty talented on average, but yeah when you see a skit like the Iceland one ... it's just inexplicable.
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