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Thetexashammer

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  1. Dude, you are so old.
  2. I just came back from Africa and the sun was so hot it hurt your skin. That said, I cannot handle Texas summers. 2nd vote for Summit County, there is a nearly infinite amount of things to do there, and good people, although I prefer Steamboat.
  3. I lived in the world of tiny titties for 20 years. It was a nightmare. Tits are possibly the best thing ever. But let me return to the subject. Jerrick is quite possibly the most dynamic RB we have. I have we keep feeding him the rock. I trust it will improve. He can win games for us.
  4. And Michael Jordan had tonsillitis his entire career.
  5. Given where he landed in the draft and what a starting tackle goes for in college, I would bet he wishes he was back here too.
  6. The commercials are so bad I can barely stop myself from turning this thing off. Watching some dude kiss his plant half a dozen times is enraging.
  7. Barham is going Donkey Kong on their shitty o-line.
  8. That was roughly an 8 man box.
  9. She's 59yo.
  10. He wanted to give USF time to call the touchdown play.
  11. It's the Charlie Strong School of Clock Management.
  12. Really they should like in soccer and make you play man down.
  13. Spitting is a gotdamn epidemic.
  14. I don't know who thought putting Jerry Jones in a Dr. Pepper commercial, but that person is an idiot.
  15. Whole team took the week off after the loss. That's not how winning teams act.
  16. Damn Jerrick.
  17. I would give my right nut to have Colt back there right now.
  18. Don't forget the drops. And the INT. And the ball at Wingo's feet.
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