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Thetexashammer

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  1. Sportsurge Every game, every sporting event. I've been overseas most of the last five years, it's been really useful for me.
  2. delete thread ban user
  3. I will wager $1k that he starts. Who wants to take it?
  4. Sure, simply being is not a crime. I can be, you can be, anyone can be. None of that is criminal Except when the "being" came about as the result of a felony and is therefore not a civil matter.
  5. Title 8 of the U.S. Code, Section 1325, which classifies improper entry by an alien as a misdemeanor for a first offense, punishable by up to six months in prison, a fine, or both. Repeat offenses can be charged as a felony, with penalties up to two years in prison.
  6. A neutral site is not out of the question for a game like that. Good for both brands I would think. Preferably Navy so I could watch them lose.
  7. Our economy is much larger than theirs. First pic I found. Now imagine the entire continent is managed by a bunch of Merkels. The only exception is Meloni, and even she can't do anything to save the Italians.
  8. What in the fuckall does "Baylor over Indiana" have to do with the best team in the country? Having 12 or 16 teams or whatever in the playoff does nothing to determine who is the best team. We all know the best teams at the end of the season. Everything else is mental masturbation. The playoff are just a money grab that devalue what used to be the best regular season of any sport. Debating the ankle biters is a game for losers. Neither Baylor nor Indiana belong in the same zip code as the playoffs. Jesus.
  9. Woodford is a mixer. Sorry you're poor.
  10. Watching highlight videos of one Texas touchdown after another is almost as good as sex.
  11. Circlejerking is kind a speciality here.
  12. Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
  13. Counterpoint: We'd be a lot better off if more people would use LLM models to write their posts.
  14. He's doing a coup against...........himself? How intoxicated are you and the three people who gave you posrep?
  15. Probably NIL isn't as good on the baseball side. For most people that would be decisive. not so much because football makes more money over the long term, but he would have to take a substantial immediate hit.
  16. Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
  17. I mean sure, I would look like a superstar too if my blocker just fell down every play.
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