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Thetexashammer

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  1. I gave your mom direct injection last night.
  2. UNRWA is a jobs program for Hamas members.
  3. You know what's cooler than Tuscaloosa? Austin.
  4. In 2011. a 9-7 NY Giants team won the Super Bowl. There is no legitimate claim that they were the best team, not during the regular season. I don't see why teams who aren't ever in the discussion should be playing for the Championship. I recognize that my opinion is extremely unpopular.
  5. Somebody, and I wish it were me, is going to set up peer to peer wagering, meaning the house never wins. That company is going to be worth billions.
  6. It feels like we are stealing the other kids' lunch money.
  7. Does is still suck? Dominick McKinley needs to make a business decision.
  8. I, like many in college football, boo Corrigan. As long as you bring that avatar, we all good bro.
  9. Overall, Washington shows a Team Talent Level of 26th in the country, with zero five star players. Obviously Odunze and Penix are playing at the five star level, but so are a bunch of our guys. When both teams are equally motivated and prepared, most often talent level wins. Add to that, both our offensive and defensive lines are probably a lot more stout than Washington's.
  10. Guys, everything I said was complete bullshit. Can we still be bros? -CTJ, probably
  11. I just want to thank the referees from out game against the University of Houston. Without you guys, and your tremendous ball spotting skills, none of this could have happened. I want to thank Chris Tennant, the KSU kicker, for missing a point after and allowing us to win that game. I want to thank OU, for losing to Kansas, and then losing to the Cowboys. Love you so much, Brent!!! Thank you Aggies, for sucking so much. Your failures are a lesson to all of us about what not to do. But more than that, I want to thank all the little mistakes people made. The Iowa State gamblers, the Fighting Jimbo's who make recruiting easy, the Baylor Rapists, Auburn herpaderping to lose to Alabama. Thank you little people, thank you. Without your dumb mistakes none of this would have been possible.
  12. They just declared a game MVP, and I don't think I heard his name the entire game.
  13. So we play Washington in the Sugar Bowl.
  14. They needed a reason to put Bama in. FSU just gave them one.
  15. Holy shit this killed me.
  16. What in the hell was that?
  17. We are playing #2 Washington.
  18. There's no way these FSU losers get in. They suck. Game over.
  19. If the gloves don't fit, you must have big tits.
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