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Knoxtnhorn

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  1. I never did get my phone. I think a lot of this has to do with instant gratification and audience. Sure, if Texas wins a MNC, it's great to get a magazine with the team on the cover 5 days later; however, by that time, I've probably read every, single article on the team. Additionally, I never really cared about 90% of the content. I'm not going to sit down and read about the Chargers' linebacker or UConn's women's basketball team - even if it's free. These days, I'd rather obsess over chicken fried steak and bewbs.
  2. Yep. Used to drive me crazy when we'd have these games and play 31 year-old, MLS retreads over the youngsters. Zardes, Nipple, Roldan, Lletget, etc...
  3. When I arrived in Austin in '91 for school, I had no idea there was a Dallas/Houston rivalry. I learned quickly. 30 years later, I never would have imagined rooting for anything in Houston. That being said, I hope y'all win the Super Bowl. There. I typed it. No takebacks. Good luck today.
  4. Out of all that, I'm laughing at the "lack of depth" statement more than anything. Other than interior DL, I'd say we have as much depth as anyone save, maybe, GA or OSU.
  5. Came on here to post this. I don't recall much about Alive other than the overall plot. This movie - geesh. I like to think I'm tough enough to survive some things, but I'll never be "1972 Uruguayan rugby team stranded in the Andes" tough.
  6. Too late. I'm still scarred from the, "Let's make out under a tornado" scene.
  7. F you Dak you fucking loser. Go sell a mattress.
  8. Why is GB running their injury prone RB at this point?
  9. Now we show some fight. Lulz.
  10. Reminds me of those back-to-back losses to KState in the late 90's. Doubled their yardage; lost by double digits in both.
  11. Fuck that guy too.
  12. Was it Kiffen fired on the tarmac or something? Fire this fat fuck before he gets to the car.
  13. I feel like spraypainting, "SOFT ASS PUSSIES" on the Star tonight.
  14. Take two GD steps and get the conversion.
  15. I honestly feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. This can't be real life.
  16. Why are we running the play clock down so much?
  17. Who had Gallup as being the biggest nonpussy on the team today?
  18. Now I see why dak does all the mattress ads. He knows how to lay down.
  19. I bitch a lot, but I'm an incredibly loyal fan. I was born into the Dallas teams; picked up Texas on my own. I would never, ever root for another team. This is the first time I'm seriously considering just giving up on a team. It's just so predictable and bad. Even if Jerry dies, his son is just as fucking dumb.
  20. Seattle really wants Quinn for their coach?
  21. It's really just comical at this point.
  22. Dak you fucking pussy. Get the first down.
  23. What the fuck are these play calls?
  24. I think Hill (Miami) was wearing one last night in KC ... with -30 windchill. I feel as if that's a tad counterproductive to looking cool.
  25. At least Ferguson is not a pussy. We can keep him and Parsons.
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