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Jameslaw121

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  1. Registry wasn't a problem for me. I told her I wanted to an expensive set of knives. Other than, I would rather buy my own stuff. Butttttt........that leads to another story. As I mention above we moved a week or two before we got married. We had registries at like 5 stores. Guess what shipping address she used for people who had them shipped: A) the brand new house we moved into? B)The ghetto ass apartment we lived in for like 2 months while our house was getting ready?
  2. I realized my typo, but I can't guarantee I didn't say it just like this
  3. Actually I managed to stay pretty well clear of it. I think the only things she made me do is decide the grooms cake and what the groomsmen and I were wearing after she narrowed it down post bridesmaid shopping. In fairness though, we also bought and moved into a house about a week before we got married, so I was dealing with most of that anyway
  4. My now wife and I discussing wedding stuff. Me :We will have alcohol and I will choose the music. Everything completely up to you, your mom and whoever else you want to ask. We will have alcohol and I will choose the music. Otherwise I don't care Her: What colors do you- me :WE WILL ALCOHOL AND I WILL CHOOSE THE MUSIC. END OF DISCUSSION
  5. One of the good things about covid. I do all the grocery shopping now. I do most of the meal planning and about half of the cooking, depending on my work schedule. My wife orders the non perishable stuff on Targets drive up. Every Sunday, I leave the house at 10:45 - stop by a local bar for two drinks, then Market street for the groceries, Target Pick up, fill up her car with gas. Almost have it timed perfectly for me to be back home right when kick off happens. She's happy because everything is done and she isn't driving on empty. I'm happy because I got my drinks and am free to relax for the rest of the day.
  6. I just took a dive into his twitter account. That guy is a lunatic
  7. Are you saying a -1.1 in 15 starts is bad???
  8. My wife lost her stick of deodorant last Sunday. Wednesday night, I was making myself a nice BLT, went to get some hot sauce out of the fridge. Deodorant was in the fridge behind the Franks Hot Sauce........
  9. Pretty much any place that has two part authentication that isn't a financial institution. Look Chipotle, I really don't care if someone charges my card for a fucking burrito
  10. My god. this can sustain me for days without food or water
  11. He did not answer.... He still hasn't answered...
  12. yeah...Unfortunately, my stomach can not longer withstand super hot foods anymore. Really can only jalapenos once or twice a month. It sucks, but the Herdez mild at least has alot of flavor. Most of them taste like pasta sauce to me.
  13. Last night Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  14. Was out of chili though.... Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  15. You would be surprised, actually. Of course, one of my trips ended with a broken jaw after a couple of people robbed me and beat the shit out of me with a baseball bat or something.
  16. yeah... pizza delivery people were definitely not stoned or drunk while working in the 80's and 90's I did for awhile. It's pretty easy to memorize stuff in middle class or nicer neighborhoods where everything is well lit with street signs. But it sucked delivering to the ghetto.
  17. Nice. I don't remember where I said it. But I predicted about a 75 win season [morgan freeman] He was wrong[/morgan freeman]
  18. Since my son (now 8 ) was born, he used to sit next to me during UT games in my recliner. Last week, when they scored the first time I realized daughter (now 2) was in "his" spot. And he was one the couch. It was a small thing, but it stuck with me.
  19. Frito pie. But I topped it with eye over taco meat Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
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