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LW Goatman

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  1. Think of the scene from summer vacation where the mechanic tells Chevy “mr you must have shit for brains”. Who points a gun at anyone, doesn’t check to see if it’s loaded, then triples down and pulls the trigger.
  2. LW Goatman

    is it bad form...

    Really, I never answer the phone unless it’s the taxidermist or Uber.
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    is it bad form...

    Missed call, no message only gets a return communication if direct family or I need something out of it. If direct family on my wife’s side comes to me, she is responsible for ALL comms.
  4. and the sex tent.
  5. I'm going to Florida on Friday. I called my friend who owns a pharmacy and he said to come on in and get the booster. My first two were Pfizer and he gave me a full booster J&J. He said data is coming out that the mix might provide broader coverage.
  6. Headed there in two weeks. I've been to WDW 7/8 times with the family though its been 3 years. Will be interesting to see crowds based on first month of 50th. Got reservations to Space 220. Will pay for whatever I have to not to stand in extended lines. Will report back on FL heathens and euro trash.
  7. 90s here. Once they started stabbing the mounted police horses I kinda stopped going into Como. Lancaster was a safer bet, just had to ward off junkies.
  8. Let thy man who would not hammer a beef n cheddar covered in arby's sauce with a side of curly fries after a night of cheap beer cast the first stone.
  9. Good God, just kindly fuck off. Your shtick is shitty.
  10. Big ol pots of chile. Chile, frito pies, chili and eggs....get a big jar of jalapenos if you don't make your own.
  11. Monica.
  12. Shit sucked last week, but I'm fucking jacked that we are watching Longhorn football today. Cooler weather on the horizon, meats getting close on the smoker, libations flowing. We only get a few weekends of this a year, don't be a bitch and just enjoy a win.
  13. Casey plays with fucking urgency, and some give a shit. We need some urgent give a shit.
  14. Pro tip - find someone on a bike and aim for the spokes...and mix in some black cats.
  15. That is one hell of a pumpkin you got there.
  16. Pizza shoulda come with japs. I still say this looks like a nice spread.
  17. As long as its cooked well. The picture above looks great.
  18. Culture should dictate an open and honest assessment of where everyone is, how they fit into the roster, what they need to work on to improve, and a plan of how to get there. Anything else is just hot air and empty words.
  19. Justin Weiss Smith would be wise to not type keywords like terrorist in his social media posts.
  20. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! But the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
  21. I'm not afraid to admit I'll hit up a couple crunchy tacos and fire sauce every now and again. And i remember when I was Brisket's boys age, we would buy those 10 packs of crunchy tacos and get after it.
  22. The women are out of the house, quick and easy eggs, processed cheese shingle, bacon, and hot sauce dinner.
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