Everything posted by Gooby
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Abbott being Abbott
"Wurst". And I'd vote for the sausage over either of these two morons.
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Abbott being Abbott
I read where property owners along the border can donate their land to the construction of the Abbott wall. Yeah, so many farmers and ranchers I know just looooove to give their land away
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How Fox News works
Wake up, Laura! "The left" has moved on to "vaccinations". I know it's a fast moving world, but try to keep up.
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ERCOT, PUC, and deregulation got us here
Now seems about the time when Ted Cruz would tweet something out about California's unreliable energy grid.
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Why's he always calling me "Meat"?
Crash Davis : What's wrong? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : I'm nervous - my old man's here. Crash Davis : Where? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : He's behind home plate - don't look. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : [Crash looks and sees Ebby's father who waves] Don't look. Crash Davis : [Crash waves back] Hey, he's waving. He's just your father, man - he's as full of shit as anybody.
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Why's he always calling me "Meat"?
Re Costner: He does sports movies very well. I sat through the abomination known as "For Love of The Game" just for the baseball parts.
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Identifying Trump rioters
Enrique, what the fuck is an "expandable pawn"?
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"Intruder" at CIA headquarters...he got got.
I have a tendency to (over)use "Two weeks? That don't do me no good!"
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Your unpopular music opinions
I am not a guitarist by any stretch, but I think I recognize a good solo when I hear it. The band may have few redeeming qualities otherwise, but I think the solo in the album version of "My Sharona" by The Knack is pretty fucking good. At the 2:41 mark...
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How Fox News works
Jesus Christ...do you follow my step-sister too?
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Who's been covid vaxxed? Stand up and be counted.
I got my second dose (Moderna) on Saturday afternoon. Woke up Sunday feeling fine but as the day went on, I started feeling kind of run down, which was to be expected, I guess, since we were working in the yard Sunday afternoon. About 9PM Sunday night, I had the body aches and about a 100 degree fever, so I popped two Tylenol and slept like a champ. Woke up this morning feeling fine.
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Identifying Trump rioters
"Did he ever talk about spraying a Capitol Police Officer with bear spray and storming the Capitol?" "Oh sure. It was all he ever talked about."
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Abbott being Abbott
Maybe...and stick with me here...the best way to protect ourselves is TO WEAR A FUCKING MASK.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Why didn't those people walking their tailgates up that hill just DRIVE THEIR FUCKING TRUCKS UP THERE?
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Jake?! You like Jake?! Jake’s my boy!!
Brenda Baker : Uh... Is there something you want to say to your sister? Mike Baker : What? Are you kidding? Where should I start?
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The Inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris
Norah could get it.
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Joint Session of Congress to Count Electoral Votes and Declare Election Results: 1/6/21
Morons
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Joint Session of Congress to Count Electoral Votes and Declare Election Results: 1/6/21
There were SECRET FOLDERS, you guyzzz...
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Nashville explosion
“Did he ever talk about blowing himself up in downtown Nashville on Christmas morning?” ”Oh sure. It was all he ever talked about.”
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Donald Trump 2020
- SOAD Returns!
DISORDER DISORDER DISORRRRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRR- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Also from Bull Durham "C'mon Annie. I know you're in there. I can hear that crazy Mexican singer."- Parler = Trumpkin Facebook....?
Yeah, all you dumbasses quitting Facebook to fuck them over don't forget to take down your Instagram account too. Same owners and all....- The court vs. the USPS
As it should be. Disabling sorting machines and quashing overtime rules...and being fucking stupid enough to tell everyone that that's what you're doing...plainly looks like you're trying to sandbag the election. They KNEW they'd have a crush of business, and DeJoy basically made them do it with one hand tied behind their backs. I'm not sure what the charge would be for fucking with the election like this, but DeJoy, who instigated all the changes, should go to jail for it. Fuck that guy.- Donald Trump 2020
As the campaign wraps up and Americans head to the polls, the President is driving home the important issues of the day: - SOAD Returns!
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