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Gooby

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  1. Also from Bull Durham "C'mon Annie. I know you're in there. I can hear that crazy Mexican singer."
  2. Yeah, all you dumbasses quitting Facebook to fuck them over don't forget to take down your Instagram account too. Same owners and all....
  3. As it should be. Disabling sorting machines and quashing overtime rules...and being fucking stupid enough to tell everyone that that's what you're doing...plainly looks like you're trying to sandbag the election. They KNEW they'd have a crush of business, and DeJoy basically made them do it with one hand tied behind their backs. I'm not sure what the charge would be for fucking with the election like this, but DeJoy, who instigated all the changes, should go to jail for it. Fuck that guy.
  4. As the campaign wraps up and Americans head to the polls, the President is driving home the important issues of the day:
  5. I remember when I was a kid, my parents used to specifically order a Mustard Whopper. So apparently that was once a thing.
  6. Fuck no, but I'll save 50% on anything whenever it's offered
  7. I hope that the ban on Christmas won't preclude us from putting up our tree. I'll freely admit I'm a sap for the Christmas season and ventured out with the wife this weekend to Hobby Lobby, where I proceeded to buy $15 worth of new ornaments. And if you know anything about the pricing structure at Hobby Lobby, you know that's a fuck ton of ornaments.
  8. All those veterans of The War on Christmas have to be wondering what the hell it was all about....
  9. My dad's been fighting cancer for the last 5 years, and he's doing OK. Still, fewer days ahead than behind him. My step-mom loves him and is taking wonderful care of him. They live on a dead-end street on the Guadalupe, just outside of New Braunfels, and I enjoy going up there and tending to the things that they need...mowing, cleaning the gutters, etc. However, the political climate and the way that she's treated her own flesh and blood worries me. How much more can I say before I end up just like her? I don't worry for my dad. I worry about where I might end up in the family pecking order if she has any kind of say-so.
  10. You'd be surprised how accurate that might be. My step-mother has a sister that she no longer speaks to because (D)...which I have told them is about the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen.
  11. All my trumpkin friends on social media are interestingly quiet today. Even my parents. Last night, after that shit show was over with, I texted my dad, who sent me a message earlier in the day saying "Don't forget about the debate tonight." Since the whole thing was a disaster, I decided not to lean in to it too heavily and sent, "It's amazing to me that, out of 331 million people in the US, that these are our choices for the highest office in the land and the most powerful position on the planet. Unreal." And I got no message back. Hopefully, even he realizes what a monkey fuck that whole thing was.
  12. Seems that Parscale owes being alive today to the fact that he's not black.
  13. So, my Fox News addled father-in-law was carping in general Saturday about some Senate republicans not doing well in their respective races, and then, for whatever reason, turned his focus to the race in Arizona between Kelley and McSally. He ranted in general about it for about 5 minutes and then said, "The only reason Scott Kelley is doing well in that race is because he had the good fortune of his wife getting shot in the head". We left their house, and I told my wife we won't be going back for some time.
  14. Is this in theaters? Streaming? How would one go about seeing it?
  15. The Cars debut album is one of the best albums ever recorded
  16. Aerosmith owes their career to heroin. They've been shit since they've all been clean.
  17. Fighting alleged indoctrination with actual indoctrination.
  18. Brian Karem got in to a fucking shouting fight with Sebastian Gorka in the Rose Garden, and now he's worried about decorum?
  19. Please tell me this is a real photo
  20. In fairness, the sources in this article need to go on the record. It won't change any minds and will be just a fart in the wind until they do. Though some people, like the one you posted, are beyond help.
  21. Except right now, it's about 6 companies. Tech companies mainly, and we all know how much Don likes to fuck with them. So yes, above 29,000...until the dipshit in chief starts one of his hissy fits and bad mouths them, their stock prices crater and the market loses 15%.
  22. Straight from central casting
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