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Celery Man

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  1. you've heard of the tidepod challenge, it's time to hold on to your buttholes for the gain keg stand olympics
  2. any woman over 55 sits in a room with trump sans scarf one time before understanding the need to cover their neck. you can see in the photo here that trump has transitioned from looking at her scarf to thinking about her neck and is now thinking that this is the year that the turkey does not get pardoned
  3. Starting to look like Jimbo Hart's leave of absence from the 400 is permanent.
  4. And thank you Raiders. Although watching that game.... I picked up the Raiders D because it was available and from a projected points/rostered perspective they looked more attractive than what i currently had (minnesota). I still have Minny, after watching that game last night I'm not sure how much to trust the D given how bad their O is at moving the ball. I also picked up Dicker the Kicker last week because J. Sanders had a bye. Honestly... I think I'm going to drop Sanders in order to find a replacement TE this week. His projected points this week are 8.91 (more than Dickers 7.63) but he's been strictly mediocre since week 4. My big question this week is who to sit, out of Tyreek Hill Jordan Addison Brandon Aiyuk Noah Brown Tyreek is obviously always a starter. I feel like I have to keep Noah Brown active after ripping off 21.3 and 17.2 in consecutive weeks. He's been a top receiver for the hottest QB in the league, not sure what's going on with the other WR injuries for the Texans but I feel like he sticks around even if everyone is at full health. Addison has been a higher performer than Aiyuk over the course of the season, but not as much over the past few weeks. Dobbs is a cool story but it's still an iffy qb situation. Justin Jefferson might come back as well. I'm kinda leaning sit Addison play Aiyuk.
  5. The only thing that jets more than a raider raiders is the jets
  6. Oh hey that’s technically a touchdown pass
  7. Oh shit, yeah he did. His teeth were pretty fucked up before. That’s a whole bucket of stuff with class and esteem and what have you.
  8. i feel like my entire fantasy career has been defined by having my 1st picked WR get injured and then hoping that Kadarius Toney somehow finds the end zone. I lost last week and this week is still up in the air but goddamn I am happy with having picked up Noah Brown a few weeks back as my starting guys started getting into bye weeks. He may stay above Addison or Aiyuk, damn.
  9. you should get extra fantasy points if your wr gets them into field goal range with 5 seconds left
  10. lol did the browns miss the extra point to tie the game? most browns thing of all fucking time
  11. bengals are going to score too fast
  12. That Dobbs 3rd down play was greatness. Hope it works out for him in Minnesota.
  13. It’s a win so the whole team gets lollipops
  14. Score looks a lot different than how our offense has felt.
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