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AnTiM

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  1. Perhaps if the metal in that necklace had been of a more noble material...such as non magnetic
  2. What planet did we get transported to where the Secretary of Health and Human Services obviously knows absolutely nothing about the meaning of his office title?
  3. Nice to see how red in the face they get when embarrassing themselves.
  4. Some people swear there is no such thing as luck, but then only a few win lotteries and some win a life.
  5. Wheeeeee, sign your own death warrant.
  6. Hate to say it, but reading this crap is more entertaining than most of what I see on network TV these days.
  7. Things change. I remember working on IH-10 in my home county in the 1960s all the stream bridges had to be three feet above the record flood level. I have seen the same one under water at least twice since then and no telling how many others have been covered. Upstream land development is the major problem.
  8. How nice to know this miracle device is just as simple as a cell phone, because other than once a month or so my phone never has a problem that makes it useless.
  9. When I exhale on a cold day I see this strange cloud of steam coming out of my mouth, obviously due to some kind of atmospheric contamination.
  10. Try this: get drunk or stoned and fall down on the sidewalk, you may be injured. Get drunk or stoned and fall in the water, you will probably drown.
  11. да, мастер da, master
  12. I can hardly wait for the antivaccers to try and ban sterile screwworm flies.
  13. Thank you for showing me that espousing religion is often useful for separating people from their earnings.
  14. The picture forever in my mind is how every person I could see in that theater was plastered to the back of their seat the first time that shark's head came up out of the water.
  15. So do Heinlein's heirs get royalties for use of the word "grok"?
  16. This is why they call it the ART of the con.
  17. ...and charge them only 50%.
  18. trump should have told them where HE would be at one o'clock and allowed them to hit that spot.
  19. "Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain
  20. In addition to knowing trump is lying because his lips move, add you know when he sends a text.
  21. Or maybe he is just trying to beat the rap...
  22. Try spending a few years living on oil exports instead of helping every radical group blow shit up. You might live long enough to enjoy it.
  23. One can try to make friends out of cockroaches but will always find it a waste of time.
  24. Hence the left, left, left right left
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