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JMFP

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  1. If these whistleblowers are right and we do actually have a flying saucer that we've reverse engineered, the biggest uproar won't be from the churches. It will be from the people wanting to know why we're still burning coal and oil. That's the conspiracy theory anyway.
  2. They already addressed it: https://catholicreview.org/vatican-astronomer-says-if-aliens-exist-they-may-not-need-redemption/
  3. We're not building the park for Oklahomans. We're building it for people that have money.
  4. I went to school with current Cherokee chief, I don't know first hand but I'd bet none of this would happen without their blessing. I imagine the blueprints are already drawn up for the next casino featuring Toby Keith's Bar and Grill
  5. I heard this rumor about a month ago at the barber shop. I know about 15 years or so ago there was plans for another one to be built on the west side of town but it fell through towards the end of the planning stage. Barber shop rumor is that the Hunt Family in Kansas City is backing this one. There's an old quarry/cement plant east of town that they are buying. I'm guessing the big pond in the middle will be the pits left over from that. The official announcement came out today: https://tulsaworld.com/news/local/business/development/2-billion-theme-park-disneyland-vinita/article_b4d7e374-24bb-11ee-997d-8343bdab83d0.html
  6. Today I decided to wash the fifth wheel. I always start with the top so I rolled up the hose to throw up on the roof and with a big heave I launched the hose skyward and milliseconds after I saw the bright light I released I was too close to the bedroom slide that is right about 6 foot high. No concussion but I did get 3 staples in my scalp for catching the corner...
  7. What if someone called Prigo and said hey those rubles Putin pays you with are fucking worthless. We'll pay you euros to take Moscow and then you can do whatever you want inside Russian borders as long as you don't fuck with the rest of Europe...
  8. The thing about the tic tac video is that we also have the F-18 pilots publicly saying they saw it doing those things.
  9. One of my high school friend's dad had a DeLorean for a while, he always had a can of WD-40 and a rag nearby to wipe off the fingerprints.
  10. VW's doing this too: https://www.motor1.com/features/659901/scout-electric-suv-range-price-details/
  11. For a second I thought ABSR was replying to Deej
  12. Yet we're all here together. At 2:30. On Wednesday.
  13. Was told to use the crystals, that the naphthalene really irritated/burned their belly scales.
  14. Brisket said it was "on the windshield" ? What I find hard to believe that a surlyite of Brisket's status did not take a dick pic then text MULEDICK! to the most recent contact before putting the phone back and leaving...
  15. What if someone gave Japan an island or some acres of land so that they could claim it as part of Japan? What if Japan bought some of those square feet for sale from Scotland ( https://www.scotlandtitles.com/ )... I mean NATO can't refuse a Scottish Lord, right?
  16. She moved in - in March. Inspection probably would have happened in February? Snakes probably weren't too active then and still in their den. I bet the previous owner was really motivated to sell before spring.
  17. Ya'll need to relax, he's just making room for these dudes we were told about in December. Don't even need NIL money.
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