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Beau Vine

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  1. UNM is hardly a "bottom dweller program" in basketball.
  2. Holy shit, I just realized that the nurse who leads Gemma around is Sandra Bernhard. Robby Benson, Sandra Bernhard... who's next? Gabe Kaplan?
  3. Beau Vine

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    In Texas, I was paying about $1.50 each for a 50mg D8 gummy. In Colorado, the real gummies I buy are $0.80 each. Pre-rolled joints are $6 each at the place I go most.
  4. StM's desperately misses that little point guard who portaled to UConn and got buried on their bench. I wonder if he'll be back next year?
  5. <PA Announcer>"And the head coach for your Texas Longhorns, brought to you by Invesco QQQ, Billy Donovan!"</PA>
  6. My soph year in Spanish 2, our student teacher was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. One of the guys in the class who was a senior started studying really hard and ramped up his class participation when she was teaching. At the time, it was one of the most pathetic displays of futility that I had ever seen.
  7. Who's the waterhead running the clock?
  8. This ESPN.com piece is trying so damn hard that it made me crack up: https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/44339604/lakers-bronny-james-takes-center-stage-confidence-growing
  9. They die so often that aggy football doesn't even blame their losses on them.
  10. Holy shit, what a bomb this article was. Tang had his moment in the sun his first year, but KSU is already sick of him. Stephens has struggled at WMU. Shrewsberry has been a disaster at Notre Dame. Schwartz hasn't done anything notable at ECU. Bruno is about to get fired at NIU. Kenny Payne was THE WORST and already fired. Neptune also already hired and fired. Martin is doing OK at SC state. Autry is 34-31 at Cuse. The rest of the guys are Jon Scheyer and a bunch of dudes who are still assistants.
  11. Sorry, but I have this old-fashioned expectation of people in the media being able to report things accurately. My bad...
  12. Here's what they wrote: That's clearly not true.
  13. Pierce had cleaned out his office two weeks before we hired Schloss, and his firing was announced when Kurt Bohls leaked it the day before.
  14. I'm supposed to read this section and believe these guys know what they're talking about?
  15. Then why is there a stadium named after him?
  16. I once wrote a check for $0.52 for a 7-11 burrito.
  17. I see you've never been to Wimberley.
  18. That dude was such a fucking beast in high school, then he came to Austin and did nothing but shoot 3s. I was expecting Larry Bird and got Matt Bullard instead.
  19. No idea what Yale's little white kid was thinking there.
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