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Beau Vine

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  1. Yes, but none of Porterhouse's rich friends did!
  2. No man, the starting QB took my holder's job so he could get easy stickers. I was the dude holding snaps for the kicker all off-season!
  3. The one I remember the most was you got a sticker if you were on the field for a scoring play, so everyone wanted to be on the extra point team.
  4. "unchecked hostility"? Kindly go fuck yourself with an overgrown cactus wrapped in barbed wire!
  5. Because it appears that we've succeeded in listing nearly every show to ever appear on TV, I'll add two by two of my all-time favorite bands:
  6. There are apparently a couple of universities that offer majors in ATC now. This happened thanks to a push from the FAA, who didn't have enough facilities to train enough people.
  7. Nah, read every one of them!
  8. Hall seems like one of those guys who's waaaaaaay better when surrounded by talent because when he's on bad teams he tries to do too much. I was shocked last night when an announcer referred to him as a former MVP. I had no memory of that, and after googling, I still have no idea how he won it that season.
  9. If they're truly inferior, is it really a "complex"?
  10. Q: "Is there a reason you're going over 100?" A:
  11. Am I the only one thoroughly amused by how invested Hank seems to be in this story?
  12. The offensive quality of the home team is accounted for in the calculation of park factors: https://www.baseball-reference.com/about/parkadjust.shtml Also, saying that the park hasn't physically changed is just ignorant, as they've completely changed center field in the last 10-15 years, plus they seem to be playing with the roof open a lot more often than they did when it opened.
  13. "What's your name Micah?" "Uhhh...Number One."
  14. Micah's been banging rich white girls and escaping out their bedroom windows when Daddy comes home?
  15. Then why did they trade Hall?
  16. Even Rocko thinks that's fucking hilarious.
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