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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. Mack: Hey Tim, this is Mack.... Tim: Yes, absolutely yes. Mack: Well, Tim I didn't ask anyth... Tim: Coach, I just got in my car and I am driving to Chapel Hill
  2. The Fleet! Those are bad ass.
  3. The guy is brilliant. Faced with superior competition, he gave a number of schools a model to win. He singlehandedly changed the way service academies compete in modern college football and led USNA to our first victory over Notre Dame in 42 years. Sorry to see him go. I would not be surprised if he popped up somewhere else after a couple years.
  4. What else is there to do at weddings.
  5. Mack, it would have been less passive-aggressive if you just said "Sally told him anywhere, but that shithole they call Austin." I probably read more into his crap than I should, but even comments like that to McMurphy seem backhanded.
  6. I would blow up the entire storage facility, they’ll spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they work out what went wrong, I'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.
  7. Maybe he'll try to hire Steve Spurrier as his OC.
  8. Faulk fucked Candi too. Bryan didn't like it.
  9. Cy Ranch was Westlake's only loss.
  10. If OU and WVU played 7 on 7 would they have scored fewer points?
  11. I thought he was not married.
  12. We have to remove all hope from KU.
  13. Watching updates through my phone in a bar in Hong Kong. Let’s kick their ass!
  14. He should change his twitter handle to “I hate condoms”
  15. It depends on how the mob feels at the end of the season.
  16. From a seedy area of Hong Kong: TEXAS!!
  17. A 'Top Headline" on ESPN: UT's Hager reprimanded for saying OU 'sucks'
  18. Amazing game
  19. Saints' Punter. Best job in the world.
  20. Pics?
  21. This. Last week we make Jett Duffey look like Michael Vick; this week he looks like Joan Jett. Any given week in this conference.
  22. Do you even LHN, bro?
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