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IBuryPaul

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Everything posted by IBuryPaul

  1. Professor stories, page turners
  2. They MUST have a Ford dealership to get those coveted F-250s
  3. edti: idoit
  4. Why isn't the stadium full for Fall practice? 12th-man my ass.
  5. I’ve skipped the last 30 replies to this thread because I hate Twitter. No one speaks fucking English. I’m supposed to look at emoji’s and figure out what you’re implying. Just use your words. And I realize this isn’t cool with the 13 to 40-year olds, but gotdammit! Communication is the foundation of interaction. And another thing. Proof your fucking posts. Are is not intended to have the same meaning as our. Read your shit before hitting submit. Where’s the Tylenol?
  6. 'Fong seems to have a pretty good rep around here. This is worrisome.
  7. The Marlo Thomas mention is complete fabrication. She was with me since 'That Girl' began and through my sophomore year in high school (circa 1973).
  8. One Hundred and Twenty-Nine Fucking Dollars?? Damn, I'm old.
  9. Pretty sure they used those kids photos in 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days.' Although I've never watched it.
  10. Shouldn’t his right arm be swolt?
  11. So the Brie Larson nudes are cool but the Asian cunnilingus octopus drew the wrath. Right on, I'm just trying to learn.
  12. Meat’s meat and a man’s gotta eat
  13. They were so proud, stealing 'Bama's coach and revenging Bryant. Yeah, not so much.
  14. Diane Lane… so dirty and so underrated.
  15. A part of me would love this. F up aggy wet dream.
  16. Then the line will be sips ducked playing us by winning
  17. Yeah, but situational. Up 9-1 in the 2nd changes things.
  18. Omaha isn’t this softball field. Gotta pitch better
  19. I’ll take 3 this inning
  20. After all the ‘horns down coverage they better show these fucks eating crow and looking like they don’t even want to fuck their grandmothers after this ass beating. No quick going to the studio.
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