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nnm

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Everything posted by nnm

  1. Sugar baby thread is that way --->
  2. Username does not check out.
  3. Man, the hot dog and coke deal at Costco is one of the best things in 'Merica. I don't much like hot dogs, but I get one every time I go to Costco, just on principle.
  4. ^^^this. My running trails are my neighbor’s ATV trails in 1,000 acres of forest leading to my land. Runner’s paradise. I am unbelievably blessed. But I have to run holding a stick in front of me. Preferably one with a fork at the end. Otherwise I’m constantly picking spiderwebs out of my teeth and eyes. And the ticks. Ugh. The ticks that end up performing unwanted fellatio.
  5. They are a great option in European cities with tiny medieval streets. They are suicidal in most of the U.S. If you are in one of those and get hit by even a mid-sized sedan at highway speed, sayonara.
  6. Wordle 1,530 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1311 8️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #987 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #808 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  7. In HS, NNM Jr played WR and DB. Rarely left the field. He was listed at 6’1”, 210. He was 5’10” (11”, maybe), 170.
  8. This is their 3rd string QB. Just a heartbeat from the next Aggie messiah. Reed will be discarded by game 4 and start portal paperwork. This guy will instantly become the most popular guy on the team.
  9. My avatar approves this message.
  10. Pretty impressive that the self-driving car can run over 2 ladies in the space of a minute (no gore or death).
  11. nnm replied to Jade's topic in Lulz
    I feel the Crowley cement one in my bones.
  12. It won’t take that long.
  13. So kinda like a car show of jacked-up 1-ton pickups.
  14. 3* from NJ is the next TAMU football messiah.
  15. If one deploys the LED middle finger, road rage will be induced.
  16. Wordle 1,529 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1313 (26.08.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 37 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1310 8️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #986 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #807 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  17. Is that gravel he’s sliding across? If so, he’s got a hamburger backside.
  18. And the autoplay at max volume on a movie/show I DEFINITELY do NOT want to see is rage-inducing.
  19. Yup. Confirmed. Just a question of which surlyite it is. This is the only place he gets posted. Well done, long game.
  20. That'll buff right out. OK to joke because it's not a snuff film. They survived (but their careers likely won't): https://www.sudouest.fr/faits-divers/incendies/video-un-helicoptere-bombardier-d-eau-des-pompiers-s-ecrase-dans-un-etang-les-occupants-sains-et-saufs-25655571.php
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