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nnm

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  1. Outstanding. Keep it up. Your thread was thought-provoking and inspirational. I went strict keto in Feb, and pivoted from running being my base fitness (since I was about 5 yo), to strength training being the base, supplemented with HIIT, running and swimming. My fitness has been up and down over the decades, and I was definitely at a low point in Jan. The keto has dramatically helped my mental outlook, which was at a crisis point in Jan. My lifelong mild/moderate claustrophobia became acute and I couldn’t fly or sit on a ski chairlift. All the physical stuff, combined with exposure therapy and particularly the keto, has really turned everything around. Keto brings down total inflammation, which contributes to all sorts of bad things, including anxiety disorders. Your results may vary.
  2. nnm replied to Texas007's topic in Football
  3. nnm replied to Jade's topic in Lulz
    Probably improved the possum’s smell.
  4. Mrs NNM and I were trapped behind a bohemian French dude on a tour of Notre Dame (the Parisian one, pre-fire). Those enclosed passageways, particularly the enclosed stone staircases up to and around the roofline, were horrific. Your dude sounds like an air freshener compared to Frenchie.
  5. Here’s the video from which I captured the still. IMG_0962.mov
  6. Update @immamac? Every time I do pushups I think about this thread.
  7. That got me. The slow buildup to the scream is what makes the scream pay off.
  8. Our house has waterfront on a small (~50 acre) private lake. Our pool is by the lake. This time of year there are frequently small (and sometimes big) frogs in the pool and the skimmers. No big deal. I just grab them and yeet them into the lake. Mrs. NNM can’t handle the frogs. If I’m out of town for a few days and she has to clean the skimmers it’s a total drama show. Screaming, the whole bit. She has to use a “snake grabber” to get them at a 3-foot length, crushing and killing them in the process, to dispose of them when I’m not here. I’ve explained and demonstrated the yeeting concept to her, and explained that she can do hard things. To no avail.
  9. Wordle 1,515 4/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1299 (12.08.2025) 4/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 23 days 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1296 4️⃣3️⃣ 9️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #972 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #793 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟦🟦🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. Very late getting to Monday puzzles after all day meetings in Dallas. Wordle 1,514 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1298 (11.08.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 22 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍📜🛡️🔤👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share #Worldle #1298 (11.08.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 22 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍📜🛡️🔤👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share Weekly Quordle Challenge 112 6️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1295 3️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #971 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #792 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  11. We’ve all been there.
  12. Jenny was a manipulative skank.
  13. Wordle 1,513 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1297 (10.08.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 21 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1294 5️⃣9️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #970 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #791 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  14. nnm replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Don’t forget the eyebrows.
  15. Mrs. NNM, one of our daughters, and our son would like to go on a cruise. Our other daughter and I have no interest in being cooped up with 2,000 walmart patrons and herded in and out of attractions. I’d far rather rent a bungalow on the beach and watch the cruise people get ferried out on the tenders, while I enjoy watching the sunset with a cold drink.
  16. That’s good bull from a good Ag with an Ag Tag and supports the collective.
  17. Wordle 1,512 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1296 (09.08.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 20 days 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1293 3️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #969 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #790 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  18. Alright. Now them’s fightin’ words. Meet me on 6th street tonight and we’ll settle this like men. I’ll be the guy with the backwards baseball cap.
  19. Wordle 1,511 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1295 (08.08.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 19 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🗣️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1292 3️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #968 +1 🟧✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #789 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟩🟦 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  20. Everyone who smelled the initial Jimbo contract should’ve been fired, and everyone who was within a 5 mile radius of the approval of the extension should’ve been strapped to a Space X rocket and jettisoned to mars. But it’s TAMU so they doubled down with the Elko contract.
  21. Wrong thread
  22. Better in the 80s. My buddy and I would hit Taco Bell on tuesdays, when the tacos were 19 cents each. We’d down like 50 of them. He was the captain of the FB team, but got kicked off senior year for partying. I may or may not have been at that party.
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