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nnm

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  1. 99.9% of “service dogs,” or more accurately, their idiot owners, make me surly.
  2. nnm replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz
    Mrs NNM has her procedure Tuesday. They gave her the 2-liter bottle. What’s the alternative stuff which is far less unpleasant? I’m going to have her call and ask for that.
  3. Wordle 1,518 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1302 (15.08.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 26 days 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐🚩📜🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1299 9️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 #travle #975 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #796 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  4. I love a good salad, but it’s a rookie mistake to gorge at the outstanding salad bar at Taste of Texas or a Brazilian steak restaurant.
  5. We lived in the Clear Lake area for a long time, two of our kids graduated from Clear Creek HS. They’re the wildcats, but Aggie colors. I was so glad when they graduated, we moved, and I could toss all that hideous maroon clothing I bought. The Aggie hive mind is strong down there. Now we live in rural ETX. The hive mind is even stronger up here. Tshirt fans everywhere.
  6. I have no idea what the heck is happening there. Obviously the driver assist is malfunctioning, but even with that happening, the driver should be able to brake.
  7. Tricksy wordle. Wordle 1,517 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1301 (14.08.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 25 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1298 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #974 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #795 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  8. Wordle 1,516 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1300 (13.08.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 24 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1297 8️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #973 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #794 🟩🟦🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  9. nnm replied to honolulu horn's topic in Lulz
    What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist? The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
  10. Outstanding. Keep it up. Your thread was thought-provoking and inspirational. I went strict keto in Feb, and pivoted from running being my base fitness (since I was about 5 yo), to strength training being the base, supplemented with HIIT, running and swimming. My fitness has been up and down over the decades, and I was definitely at a low point in Jan. The keto has dramatically helped my mental outlook, which was at a crisis point in Jan. My lifelong mild/moderate claustrophobia became acute and I couldn’t fly or sit on a ski chairlift. All the physical stuff, combined with exposure therapy and particularly the keto, has really turned everything around. Keto brings down total inflammation, which contributes to all sorts of bad things, including anxiety disorders. Your results may vary.
  11. nnm replied to Texas007's topic in Football
  12. nnm replied to Jade's topic in Lulz
    Probably improved the possum’s smell.
  13. Mrs NNM and I were trapped behind a bohemian French dude on a tour of Notre Dame (the Parisian one, pre-fire). Those enclosed passageways, particularly the enclosed stone staircases up to and around the roofline, were horrific. Your dude sounds like an air freshener compared to Frenchie.
  14. Here’s the video from which I captured the still. IMG_0962.mov
  15. Update @immamac? Every time I do pushups I think about this thread.
  16. That got me. The slow buildup to the scream is what makes the scream pay off.
  17. Our house has waterfront on a small (~50 acre) private lake. Our pool is by the lake. This time of year there are frequently small (and sometimes big) frogs in the pool and the skimmers. No big deal. I just grab them and yeet them into the lake. Mrs. NNM can’t handle the frogs. If I’m out of town for a few days and she has to clean the skimmers it’s a total drama show. Screaming, the whole bit. She has to use a “snake grabber” to get them at a 3-foot length, crushing and killing them in the process, to dispose of them when I’m not here. I’ve explained and demonstrated the yeeting concept to her, and explained that she can do hard things. To no avail.
  18. Wordle 1,515 4/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1299 (12.08.2025) 4/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 23 days 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1296 4️⃣3️⃣ 9️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #972 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #793 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟦🟦🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Very late getting to Monday puzzles after all day meetings in Dallas. Wordle 1,514 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1298 (11.08.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 22 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍📜🛡️🔤👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share #Worldle #1298 (11.08.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 22 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍📜🛡️🔤👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share Weekly Quordle Challenge 112 6️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1295 3️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #971 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #792 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  20. We’ve all been there.
  21. Jenny was a manipulative skank.
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