Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by nnm
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
99.9% of “service dogs,” or more accurately, their idiot owners, make me surly.
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Colonoscopy
Mrs NNM has her procedure Tuesday. They gave her the 2-liter bottle. What’s the alternative stuff which is far less unpleasant? I’m going to have her call and ask for that.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,518 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1302 (15.08.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 26 days 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐🚩📜🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1299 9️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 #travle #975 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #796 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I love a good salad, but it’s a rookie mistake to gorge at the outstanding salad bar at Taste of Texas or a Brazilian steak restaurant.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
We lived in the Clear Lake area for a long time, two of our kids graduated from Clear Creek HS. They’re the wildcats, but Aggie colors. I was so glad when they graduated, we moved, and I could toss all that hideous maroon clothing I bought. The Aggie hive mind is strong down there. Now we live in rural ETX. The hive mind is even stronger up here. Tshirt fans everywhere.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I have no idea what the heck is happening there. Obviously the driver assist is malfunctioning, but even with that happening, the driver should be able to brake.- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Tricksy wordle. Wordle 1,517 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1301 (14.08.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 25 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1298 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #974 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #795 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,516 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1300 (13.08.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 24 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1297 8️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #973 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #794 🟩🟦🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Lame joke thread
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist? The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.- I am doing 20,250 pushups in 2025
Outstanding. Keep it up. Your thread was thought-provoking and inspirational. I went strict keto in Feb, and pivoted from running being my base fitness (since I was about 5 yo), to strength training being the base, supplemented with HIIT, running and swimming. My fitness has been up and down over the decades, and I was definitely at a low point in Jan. The keto has dramatically helped my mental outlook, which was at a crisis point in Jan. My lifelong mild/moderate claustrophobia became acute and I couldn’t fly or sit on a ski chairlift. All the physical stuff, combined with exposure therapy and particularly the keto, has really turned everything around. Keto brings down total inflammation, which contributes to all sorts of bad things, including anxiety disorders. Your results may vary.- Tell me about ou
- Bevoette and Jade's lol pics
Probably improved the possum’s smell.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Mrs NNM and I were trapped behind a bohemian French dude on a tour of Notre Dame (the Parisian one, pre-fire). Those enclosed passageways, particularly the enclosed stone staircases up to and around the roofline, were horrific. Your dude sounds like an air freshener compared to Frenchie.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Here’s the video from which I captured the still. IMG_0962.mov- I am doing 20,250 pushups in 2025
Update @immamac? Every time I do pushups I think about this thread.- Post a pic that makes you lol
That got me. The slow buildup to the scream is what makes the scream pay off.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Our house has waterfront on a small (~50 acre) private lake. Our pool is by the lake. This time of year there are frequently small (and sometimes big) frogs in the pool and the skimmers. No big deal. I just grab them and yeet them into the lake. Mrs. NNM can’t handle the frogs. If I’m out of town for a few days and she has to clean the skimmers it’s a total drama show. Screaming, the whole bit. She has to use a “snake grabber” to get them at a 3-foot length, crushing and killing them in the process, to dispose of them when I’m not here. I’ve explained and demonstrated the yeeting concept to her, and explained that she can do hard things. To no avail.- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,515 4/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1299 (12.08.2025) 4/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 23 days 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1296 4️⃣3️⃣ 9️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #972 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #793 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟦🟦🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Very late getting to Monday puzzles after all day meetings in Dallas. Wordle 1,514 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1298 (11.08.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 22 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍📜🛡️🔤👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share #Worldle #1298 (11.08.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 22 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍📜🛡️🔤👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share Weekly Quordle Challenge 112 6️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1295 3️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #971 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #792 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
We’ve all been there.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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