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Kwix

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  1. QF-Fuckin-T I can tell my wife something 100 times and she ignores it. But if a co-worker later says the exact same thing she will come home and tell me all about this great advice she just got.
  2. Walking through Costco today and the wife wants to buy some lavendar to plant in our flowerbed. Me: I don't like the smell of lavendar. Wife: It doesn't smell like lavender! Me: /gipghy Jackie Chan wtf
  3. Recreational sex with sheep? Is medical beastiality a thing?
  4. That and Tyson is having a huge recall right now.. Those are the exact nuggets recalled. White meat panko chicken nuggets. https://slate.com/technology/2019/01/tyson-chicken-nuggets-recall-rubber-contamination.html
  5. We both ordered ribeye tonight, she ordered the 12 oz, I ordered the 16 oz. Wife: I can't believe you ordered the 16 oz. That's so much meat, it's like 2 whole pounds!
  6. Normally I'm annoyed at how lazy my wife is. Not today.
  7. She's bored and wants you to entertain her while she's driving.
  8. Old man is fast no doubt, but damn he uses the exact same move every time. You'd think the young guy would learn by the fourth try or so.
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    LSU @ aggy

    So lsu failed to convert 2nd and 1 both times?
  10. Not my wife, but my sister in law got married last weekend. They were scheduled to fly to Hong Kong for their honeymoon on Tuesday morning. <background - SIL is always late to every single thing> So they are running late to the airport, and her husband drops her off to go to the gate while he returns the rental car. Turns out he couldn't get to the gate in time, so what does she do? She gets on the plane and flies to Hong Kong without her new husband.
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    Need a ruling

    This question belongs in the trivial things that make you Surly thread
  12. I've instituted a rule for this situation. No one is allowed to open or close any garage door while one of us is pulling in or out. Otherwise it seemed like only a matter of time until I posted the first part of your story myself.
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    Father's Day 2018

    My first father's day. Grilled a lot of meat. Drank a lot of beer. Mother in law was sick so she couldn't make it. Every once in a while the stars align. Also, my 8 month old daughter has been saying dada for the past couple weeks. Can't ask for more than that.
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