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Scheiss Meister

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  1. I repeat: Horst Wessel.
  2. After I snuck some and had a similar experience, I talked all three of my younger brothers into trying it, at different times, of course. The benefits of being the oldest are awesome.
  3. Texas 31 UTEP 3 289 yards First official play is a screen right that gets called back for holding. This comes after half the o-line is flagged for false start before the first snap.
  4. That there are three Hruska's Kolache shops in Utah, started and run by three siblings from Texas, using the family recipes.
  5. A flat tire in the middle of a long trip. At least I have a good temporary spare and I didn't have to change it on the side of the road in the ass end of nowhere. Still, a new tire was not an expected trip expense.
  6. My time in Cub Scouts and Webelos was awesome. My very short time in Boy Scouts was horrible. A bad scout master can really fuck up what should be a great growth opportunity. He let his sons and their buddies be thieves and bullies. Everyone else could fuck right off. I don't have the reverence for Eagle Scout that most do because of this.
  7. From beautiful TEXAS!!!
  8. Doesn't matter; died high.
  9. From rain cooled Nastysota TEXAS!!!
  10. Lol. Other schools only have one starting qb. aggy has four, maybe five!
  11. Texas 28 OSU 24 Arch gets 256 combined yards.
  12. I found the carcass of a dog on my property this afternoon. It looks like someone had him chained up, but the chain came unhooked and the dog wandered away, dragging the chain. The chain got tangled in some brush toward the back of my place, in an area where I rarely go, and the dog died there. Poor thing. I wish that I had found it when it first got tangled. It's apparent that it struggled for a while. The sheriff's department is going to see if anyone in the area has reported a missing dog, but it's unlikely that the owner will be found. The carcass has been there a while and been picked over. There was no tag, and if it was chipped the scavengers have almost certainly eaten the chip. I'm both very sad and incredibly pissed.
  13. My mom started me birdwatching when I was 5, and I've been at it informally, off and on, the 60 years since. It has always been my understanding that mimicking bird calls to bring them in is not considered good birdwatching etiquette. It changes the behaviors of the bird and can put them in danger that they otherwise would avoid. Beyond that, it's too much like hunting for my taste. I consider birdwatching to be a "finding" past time rather than a "hunting" past time.
  14. I have two neighbors who let their cats wander more or less freely. I hate what they do to birds, but I haven't seen a copperhead on my place in two years. I saw one of the cats dragging a big, dead copperhead down the road the other day, parading it as if to say,"See this snakes? I'll fuck you up, too!"
  15. That's bullshit!
  16. Damn, @SHOOTER12! I hope that you get healed up quickly.
  17. Pato, you're good, but you're no Nick Lowe.
  18. No, but I have had a fantastic 30 minutes or so catching spanish mackerel working a bait ball a few times.
  19. If I can't troll a ribbonfish off the fantail and get the captain to stop so I can land the kingfish, well, I'm just not interested.
  20. I keep getting calls telling me that my loan has been approved for up to $40,000, but they just need a little more information. I have been letting them go to voicemail and deleting them there, but I answered one yesterday. (I was expecting a call from a medical number that isn't in my contacts.) It wasn't a live person, just the same recording that they leave on the voicemail telling you the number to call back and finish getting scammed, I mean getting your totally legitimate loan. I guess that if you call back they can argue that it's not a scam if you took positive action to contact them. My parents are both gone now, so I guess that I just have to worry about my wife and me. I'm pretty confident that I'll recognize scammers, but my wife? Well, I'll just say that I'm concerned.
  21. R. Lee Ermy - "Well. No shit."
  22. Today I learned that the Vandy whistler is likely from India. Man, that sucks. When the mountains do a mass wasting event, the don't fuck around.
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