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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Yep, even indirectly. I once worked with a guy who got his bachelor's in biology at West Texas A&M in Canyon. He moved to College Station to get a master's in ruminant nutrition at aggy. The first week that he was there, he saw a large plume of smoke near the airport next to A&M, so he watched the local news to see about the plane crash. Nothing. Two days later, he sees a bigger plume of smoke in the same area. Another plane crash that goes unreported on the local news. He's freaked out that two plane crashes could be covered up so thoroughly. When he asked a prof about it the next day, in class, the room busted out laughing. The prof then informed him that the smoke he was seeing was from the fire school, which is next to the airport. There is a cemetery directly under the flight path across the road at one end of the runway there. If a plane crashes on landing or take off there, we'll get a real life version of a classic aggy joke.
  2. I didn't think of it before I saw this, but I wonder how much A&M's fire school has been affected by the cuts. They usually have fire fighters from all over the world going there for training, and a lot of FEMA disaster training. I need to get in touch with some folks I know who might have some insight into that.
  3. Never had a MySpace or AOL email account. Did all the rest a lot. I wish that my Walkman didn't bite the dust. I'd still use the shit out of it.
  4. C'mon, y'all, cut him some slack. He's got a username to live up to.
  5. I once worked with a guy who came in on a Monday talking about his son's surprise first birthday party. Isn't every kid's first birthday party a surprise party? Even if you tell the little goblin about it, it's not like it knows what you're talking about, or will even remember what you said.
  6. And this Texan loves New Mexico for it. Love me some green chile pork or chicken.
  7. Please post this again so that I can rep it again.
  8. I hope Texas' TBA is better than Arky's.
  9. So the normal, expected economic consequences of a mismanaged pandemic, set in motion by trump before Biden took office.
  10. Brenham High School has a winning record at DF from when the high school semis and finals were played there. I think Abilene Cooper does too, and probably more. Maybe specify college teams and you have it.
  11. Now they'll never reach Rock Ridge!
  12. Preach, brother! My younger brother and I would spend a few weeks every summer with my Grandma on her farm near Center. Every night we had to stand naked inspection for the little bastards. I hated Grandma's damn tweezers just because of the associated discomfort.
  13. I'm sorry that you have lost such a great friend, Nate. I hope that you find some closure soon.
  14. Reading their bullshit about "only one run" losses makes me wonder: do they think that a one run loss is a 51% loss, and a 49% win? That seems to be how they view it. Idoits.
  15. Piss hell. I want to dump a 10 yard load of feed lot scrapings on it. You know, to match the contents of the casket.
  16. Where do you attach the bayonet?
  17. That would not be the best experience I've ever had at a gun range. Period.
  18. Fuck Russia, fuck Putin, and fuck this entire administration. May they burn in hell.
  19. Damn, somebody stole her bribe, I mean walking around money.
  20. I don't think that it would happen, but the possibility exists. So I always just pull for every UT team to win the last game of the entire season, including playoffs/tournaments.
  21. That climb will weed out the weak and frail. I am weak and frail. Aw HELL no!
  22. Liver and onions or kidney. Haven't had either since becoming an adult. I would rather eat a wish sandwich than either of those.
  23. Winning the last college baseball game of the year. But I knew what you meant.
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