Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I read that in Capt. Quint's voice. Much more entertaining.
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AITA Thread
To be fair, a large percentage of the worst BMW drivers seem to have transitioned to Teslas. At least in my neck of the woods, anyway.
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AITA Thread
What's the difference between a hedgehog and a BMW? The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
fuckthisfuckingshit, or some capitalized and special character variation thereof, should fit the requirements.
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Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
I'm stealing that.
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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
Damned if I would give my SSN to some masked asshole who stopped me on the street. Fuck that shit.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I will admit to having more than one car that had a coat hanger antenna in the past. Ah, good times... I will also admit that mexican modifications often have more style and pizzazz than other redneck engineering. To your original point, though, one would think that a major manufacturer could come up with a more elegant, effective, and professional solution.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Hey, hey, HEY!!! I'm from white trash, and we do those, too! Mexican's got nothing to do with it. It's redneck engineering, which knows no bounds of race, ethnicity, religion, or nationality.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Anything is a dildo if a Ukrainian flies it up your ass.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
I don't know. From what I've been able to find out, those glasses are for totally colorblind people, who cannot distinguish any colors. I don't know how they work, but apparently they don't work for red/green or yellow/blue colorblindness. Which fucking sucks. CSB: I used to work with a guy whose dad was totally colorblind. When he (the dad) went into the Air Force, they made him an aircraft electrical tech. You know, where all of the wires are color coded.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
How could you tell? I'm so red/green colorblind that it hurts. So what color is her sweater?
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Random kitchen ride or die
I have my grandma's chinois. I first remember seeing it when I was 5 or 6. We had picked a mess of wild blackberries, and she used it and an old pillowcase to strain the juice for jelly. She used it, my mom used it, now I use it. One day it will pass to one of my kids, I hope, and they'll use it.
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The "Post a Picture You Took" thread
Marys Peak, Oregon. I looked uphill at my wife and thought that this made a nice enough shot on my phone.
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2025 Christmas
Yep, me too. My son, who lives in Waco, loves it. He has taken me by where he thinks this occurred, both of us laughing. Every time I see a Santa on a roof, I holler "I know, bitch. I'M THE ONE THAT FUCKING PUT HIS FAT ASS UP THERE LAST WEEK!" My wife loves it when I do that.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
And get as many out to vote as you can. If each of us can get two or three like-minded individuals who don't normally vote to get off their asses and do so, we can win.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
Speaking for myself, I haven't had any conflict with other Navasota folks. Yet. I don't spend a lot of time in Navasota, usually. Mainly I go to church there, go to Turner, Pierce, and Fultz (Ace Hardware store), and occasional trip to Brookshire's for the very few items I can't get at HEB in College Station. I really haven't mentioned politics to anyone other than a few at church, and they are generally like-minded. After being seen in the rally in downtown Navasota, I may get more pushback. We'll see. I'm not your usual small towner for the purposes of this discussion. We moved here when I was in my thirties, so I didn't grow up with anyone here. I've always been a loner and a home body. I don't have a social circle, so I don't really worry about offending friends. I'm retired, so my employment status can't be used against me. And, while I try to be polite and tactful, speaking my mind isn't a problem for me. I don't have much social capital to lose. I am in awe of those who were out there with me who do have social capital to lose, and still went anyway.
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Trump’s America
I'm ready for one big, beautiful obituary.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
I wish that I had taken a picture of it, but I missed on the most "Surly" sign I've seen all day. A young man in his early 20s had a sign that said, "Hey, ICE!! Leave the big boody Latinas alone!" Made me think of this madhouse, and brought a tear to my eye.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
Well, her sweater IS maroon. What else would one expect?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Yep. They won't be constipated for a while. I hope that they are shitting blood right now, if they aren't already dead.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
As for turning my phone off, leaving it home, etc., I have three brothers who are MAGA as fuck. They will beat each other half to death to be the one to turn me in if the "re-education" camps are opened. Big brother knowing I was there doesn't matter. Nope. Too pretty.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
Little bitty Navasota. I took these a little late in the protest. There were about half again as many at the height of it. That's a lot of folks for our conservative town, and we got a goodly number of honks and full hand waves. Not nearly as many one fingered salutes as waves. I was impressed and encouraged.
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Celina Coach Arrested For Child Porn
Unfortunately, the young man who reported it had better just move to another town. If you are familiar with small town football dynamics, you know that he will be found out and persecuted until he leaves town or dies.
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The Biggest Scam Profession
Well, yeah, if you don't want it flying into the ground.
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Trump’s America
He may think that he can better accomplish his goals outside the US military at this point. Whatever he does, he sounds like a leader whom people will follow.